We just received confirmation that Patrick Delton is a full-fledged masochist!
Before our weekend getaway, Claudia Weiss was head over heels in love with Anthony Delton, playa du jour, while Patrick Delton has wanted to get in Claudia’s pants since he met her. He calls it “love” though!
Right.
Now that we’re back, we are finding out that Patrick "I'm Pathetically In Love With Someone Who Doesn't Feel The Same Way" Delton, is currently in a 'serious' relationship with Claudia!
What the effing fuck?!
Word on the street is that she gave up on Anthony so she could give Patrick a real chance!
For what point or purpose? It truly escapes our reasoning.
We personally believe that Patrick and his new sex-cretary, Eleonora Milazzo, would make a much cuter and balanced couple.
After all, she has proven from the beginning that she would actually WANT Patrick, not like Claudia who has CLEARLY proven the love of her life is Anthony.
How do we put this gently? We don't like them together... AT ALL.
We want Claudia back with Anthony! Who else is going to provide us with awesome catfights with Jacqueline!?
Patrick, we are sending you our copy of "He's Just Not That Into You". And Aretha Franklin's song "R-E-S-P-E-C-T"!
Here’s hoping you can take a hint!
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