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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Calling All Bachelors! Bianca Is Lonely and Horny!


Seems like the curse of Anna Milazzo has been passed down to her daughters!

Take boobilicious second born, Bianca Milazzo. Gorgeous, curvaceous, and with an ass that won't quit. Surely, she would be the perfect match for any of our bachelors, right?

However, she's only been few weeks in our messy group and already she's had her heart broken by swine Patrick Delton!

For only a swine would bring a girl such as Bianca to meet his parents, have dinner with the family, and then, quite unceremoniously, dump her for her younger sister, Eleonora Milazzo!

Not only that but he himself has said that the encounter meant nothing!

OUCH.

We are not sure how they do things in Canada but over here, meeting the parents means a one way ticket to relationship-ville!

Poor Bianca has had no choice but to vent out her frustrations through her blog and create delectable dishes that she gets to enjoy... ALL ALONE.

Surely someone will be able to comfort this overtly sexual creature. Could it be detestable snake Zachary Percy who has been rumored to be involved with younger sister Daniella Milazzo? or heartfelt idiot William Stokes who created a robot to make sure he would be matched with Bianca and somehow managed to fail miserably?

Our money is on the snake! After all, men would do anything for a threesome!

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