A Little Genealogy Lesson

Now that Jack Lexington has suddenly become our favorite person, because you know, we like him hurt and dumped and on the vengeance trail, we thought you all should know and remember a few things about him.


King Marco I, the last king of Italy.


Gianina Estella Marina, Princess of Naples, formerly Crown Princess of Italy.
The Princess fell in love with and got married to...

Movie star and business tycoon Kyle Alexander Lexington.

And from that marriage...

Logan Brandon, Prince of Venice and Piedmont.
Yes, ladies, he's an ACTUAL prince!

Although, to us, Anthony is and will always be the only real prince! ♥

Juicy Rumor is Juicy!

There is something very juicy circulating in the rumor mill. About a certain socialite and a certain playboy hooking up AGAIN over the weekend. They had broken up in March and reconciled quietly.

That might be true and all. She IS known for recycling men.

However can you explain... if he has a girlfriend who is NON-BLONDE... who the hell is he cuddling it up with in this picture?!

Splitsville! ... Already?!

Oh man. That lasted less than a New York minute!

After four measly months of dating, Marie Bellay and Jason Weiss are calling it QUITS. Neither party would say why but we are guessing Marie didn't put out or Jason discovered his true calling: MEN.

Rumors have it that Jason just couldn't deal with Marie's pathetic undying love for number 1 playboy, Kyle Lexington.

Doll, that man is just not that into you so LET IT DIE!

We wonder who she'll latch unto next!

Cupcake Love!

While some are ending, other relationships are beginning. We wonder how Kyle Lexington feels about this. We're LOVING IT.

His rumored ex-girlfriend, Marie Bellay, is now dating business tycoon and yummilicious Jason Weiss. The little sneaks have been hush hush about their relationship since meeting up in Tibet, China back in JANUARY. We know... the lengths she'd go for peen is admirable!

Thank goodness Miz Cupcake! Good to see our favorite social climber is back. We don't know what you were thinking shacking it up with family disgrace LeoNERDo Delton but good to see you're upping your game!

McOver!

We personally thought it would happen sooner, considering the quickie wedding (and subsequent divorce).

Veronique Reinard and Kyle Lexington have called it quits after just nine months of dating. Veronique confirmed it via her blog.

Sources say the couple called it quits over a phone call on Sunday afternoon after spending the Saturday night at an undisclosed location.

A few of their closed friends are a little surprised at the sudden break up.

"They had a really good thing going on. Kyle said he felt relaxed for the first time in a relationship. Veronique was taking cooking lessons just for him. There were even marriage talks." The snitch revealed exclusively to Gossip Guy.

However another source says the break up happened because Veronique just can't keep away from her ex-boyfriend, Nathaniel Percy! We reported that at the beginning of the month she was seen boozing it up with Nathan at Miami. Maybe that was the last straw for Kyle! Either that or karma for all his cheating.

We're gotta admit we're a little sad. They were one of our favorites!

Veronique Reinard and Nathaniel Percy PAArty in Miami!

While his best friend practically brother kissed a skank and liked it, Mr. Nathaniel Percy was seen partying up a storm with his ORP (Open Relationship Partner or whatever the fuck... we normal people call it fuck buddies) Veronique Reinard and frenemy Brigitte Larnault.

The source that sent this picture confirmed that they were pAArtying Friday night in Miami club B.E.D. until the wee hours of the morning. Veronique and Nathaniel were seen holding hands and talking into each other's ears all night long. Seems like Veronique's supposed alcohol problem is a group thing.

Yes, we also thought that Veronique was still with yummy manwhore Kyle Lexington but it seems it has gone to greener pastures. Either that or they are having a WONDERFULLY open relationship where they can fuck the world and still be a pretend couple.

We personally don't care!

His Sweet Nines!

HOW DOES HE DO THIS?!

Because a threesome would've been too easy...?!

Yes, that's right. You are looking at the photographic evidence of a wacky sex-filled rendez-vous trip to a private island starring Mr. Sex-on-legs Lexington! All these beach beauties have been banged by Kyle Lexington! And what makes this Summer Olympics worthy is that he did them all in a two week PERIOD! Looks like he isn't willing to lose precious summer time... (unlike SOME people!)

By the time September rolls by, the women won't be able to fit in a single picture! Keep it up Kyle!

And yes... we are still GAWKING.

Nerd Cheating Alert!

Dating nobodies apparently goes WAY back for this crazy lady! Or is this a trend she's trying to set?

Apparently LeoNERDo Delton and Caroline Richardson go way back! Sources say that after some 'incident' in the pool (were they playing hide the salami the water version?!), they went around to confess that after all this time they still have feelings for each other.

...WTF? Is this for REAL?! We didn't know there were feelings to begin with!

So now we all know that Caroline has a thing for outcasts. First LeoNERDo and now Nathan Percy (who went BYE BYE BIRDIE). Seems to us like she was just dating Mr. McVegas to make sure she wouldn't loose her pseudo-Queen status.

We are guessing Miz Cupcake won't be too happy about this one! Cat fight we say!

MILF Prowl!

Mommy Reinard is on the prowl once again!

We knew it was a matter of time before the infamous MILF Giselle Reinard would set her sights on her daughter's newest boytoy Kyle Lexington! And we also knew Veronique was doing everything in her power to keep them away from each other because let's face it, her mom's fucking HOT! And she knows it and she preys on popular boys who already got into her daughter's pants. Knowing her she has probably BLOWn his mind... SEVERAL TIMES.

They seem to have met over the weekend and it's already on McMuffin's blog! Talk about the mom from HELL! We'd normally brand this as SICK and INCESTOUS but it's just too scandalous to let it pass.

OH and he is also looking for a summer fling. We'd take a number cause we know that are plenty of overly happy vaginas and dicks trying to find their way towards our stud!

Hide under a rock V or go screw Mr. Lex Senior!

Where Has All The Rum Gone?!

The weekend pAArty seems to have taken a toll on Ms. Veronique Lexington Reinard. Though that didn't stop her from getting to her lawyer's office bright and early.

Our favorite party girl was doing what she does best, getting wasted out of her mind! Seems to us like she was celebrating that her annulment is finalized today! Or you know, just a regular weekend. A rather indiscreet source goes on to say "Veronique made sure the Laforest pink champagne was overflowing. Her ex-hubby was always there, though they made it a point to hit on everything on two legs. At one point Caterina Rizek joined in and Veronique was so hammered she made the DJ put Katy Perry's "I Kissed a Girl" and proceeded to dance provocatively with Caterina until they shared a sweet kiss at the end of the song. The guys went wild."

AHA! We knew V. was a little kinky princess deep down inside. You're definitely worth admiring V! We've be on the floor dead after such a massive hang-over.

McDivorce... made to order!

Though we predicted it would be done in 24hrs, they went ahead and did it in 72!

As you all know, Kyle Lexington & Veronique Reinard got hitched on Wednesday. Once the alcohol had left their system, both were in the lawyer's office to fix this horrible mistake. We're thinking their libido had a heart attack on the morning after.

“The two arranged an annulment Saturday afternoon in the presence of several people, including a Las Vegas lawyer," said a source close to Kyle Lexington who spoke on condition of anonymity. "The signed annulment will be official when the courts open Monday morning," the source said. [AP]

So there you have it! Mr. Lex is a finally free man! Though the fact that he's married until Monday surely doesn't stop this young man to go on a fuck-fest all weekend long.

Stay away from chapels Kyle!

Love in the Movies!

Guess who we saw at the movies today? Why if it isn't Eric Delton a.k.a Alphapuff, Elena Rizek & Mrs. Lexington at the movies watching Wall-E. (Which is the cutest movie ever and you should go see it!)

As fate would have it (because she's a sadistic bitch let's face it), Giovanni Milazzo leaving the theater with best bud Kyle Lexington after watching Wall-E.

Some sources say that our prince and the vixen went some place quiet to talk afterwards.

We think Giovanni and Elena are going to make Wall-E & Eve, the liveshow!

McMarried!!

We told you there would be a trip but not this!

Just when you thought you'd seen it all from Kyle "McVegas" Alexander, the playboy heir has gotten married in Sin City with none other than his week free sex pass, Veronique Reinard!

The wedding plan was apparently hatched Wednesday night while Kyle and Veronique were boozing it up (and we mean BOOZING IT UP) at Solaris, the hip club in the Lexington Hills Casino Hotel. The club's bouncers got word that Mr. Lex wanted a limo. One of the hotel's limos was provided, being driven by a hotel bellman (who reportedly walked Veronique down the isle), who shuttled the couple to the Little White Wedding Chapel, the famous quick-hitch place.

Wasn't anyone there to stop them?! Apparently not! And before you go apeshit on us we have the marriage license to prove it!



The honeymoon, such as it was, took place back at a luxury suite at the Lex-Hills immediately after the wedding. We're expecting an annulment ANY minute now!

Sex Therapy

We love people like Kyle, they are just not afraid of anything. Not even a scandal by yours truly!

After the dreadful accident nothing can ease the pain like a good morning (and good night!) fuck. And that's exactly what mademoiselle Veronique Reinard and sex-on-legs Kyle Lexington did the entire day today while checking in and out of the Lexington Hills Hotel in the Malecon. It was probably really delicious, decadent and painful, just like Kinky Vero likes it! Neither party has given comment about their new torrid affair because it's just that, an affair.

We know that Kyle dumps them like used condoms but we think they may last a whole week! Or at least a good 48hs.

McVegas Fun in the Sun

Don't you just love this guy? He looks like he's great in bed, please don't refrain from sending us e-mails about your experience with him. We are DYING TO KNOW even if you flood our inbox.

Here is McVegas being silly in the pool with wild child Bianca Ricci (our prince's cousin) at the Milazzo Family estate. We saw that he got a journal with the sole purpose of making Katzereine's life a living hell or at least recruit people to help him do it. Good to see he picked a side!

Where Art Thou?

Where is our favorite vegan & fabu style icon hiding? Veronique Reinard has been MIA for a while now and we miss her terribly. We think it's due to her last OVERLY EXPOSED breakup, she's been riding low. Shit happens when you date royalty. Ask Katzereine Cil if you don't believe us.

Some sources say that she has been hitting the sack with Alphapup (say it ain't so V!) and that there has been some not-so-innocent flirtation with none other than Kyle "McVegas" Lexington! A very reliable source says that there might be plans for a secret trip to Las Vegas (paid by V) so they can get to know each other.

Invite us! We're always up for a threesome.

Place your bets!

Who will nab the desired (insert gagging sound here) blackbird first? It seems news travels really fast darlings. They hadn't been broken for 24 hours and already TWO men have publicly set forth their declaration of 'true love' for McSexy. Dr. Stocker and Alphapup are in it to win. Honestly it makes us want to puke a little (plus we're green with envy!). Between songs and house-calls, our prince's former leading lady seems to have the work cut out for her!

Though the panorama seems a bit grim for Giovanni. We don't know what's worse in this case: your shrink making the moves on your girl or the guy who is trying to be your friend AND stealing your best friend away hitting on her?!

Another question that is making us die from our curiosity is... on whose side will Mr. McVegas be in?! We smell a conflict of interest!

We don't know who to hate but one thing is for sure we're Team Giovanni on this one!