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Monday, September 26, 2011

Spotted!


Spotted!: Prince Aidan pretending to be one of us as he walks around St. James' Park in the company of a mystery blonde!

Sources say the scruffier twin looked pretty content and was particularly chatty with said woman, while the blonde made sure to stay very close to him for picture purposes... and maybe more!

Are we trying to make someone jealous, Aidan?




Sunday, September 25, 2011

And The Award For Best Non Sequitur Speech Goes To...

I had a million things prepared for this moment... Ever since I was a little girl... taking a brush in front of the mirror, rehearsing lines and imaginary speeches...finally... I'd like to thank a very important person who made me the actress I am today... who practiced with me and spent hours training me.... and whom I love deeply. So Logan... this award is for you. Thank you.

Holy HELL.

Holy moly.

Here we thought Jacqueline Reinard was going to go for Anthony Delton... when it has been JACK LOGAN all along!

Could it be real love or could it be that someone refuses to let go of the past?

Yet another unexpected twist!

Logan Lexington and Daniella Milazzo at The Oscars!



Logan Lexington and Daniella Milazzo dressed to the nines and looking rather dashing as a couple (she's not a Reinard! just thought we'd point that out) as they presented an award at The Oscars.

Daniella was obviously giddy to be sharing the stage with a man she hasn't fucked yet. Logan looked like a devilish rogue. Our hearts are going pitter patter whenever we see him!

They oozed charm (and probably STD's in Daniella's case) and did a remarkably witty banter before gliding off the stage and essentially taking off to one of those swanky after parties.

Best Actress is coming up!

Spotted!: Backstage at the Oscars!

Spotted!: Before they present their award tonight, Oscars presenter Jack Logan Lexington and I-Fuck-Therefore-I-Exist Daniella Milazzo are being extra playful backstage.

We hear that right after this picture was taken, a very tense moment was lived when Jacqueline Reinard, who came with both Ryan Delton and Anthony Delton as her dates (we bet Claudia LOVED that one!), started spewing bullshit in Logan's direction and he did not like it!

We hear Logan has a new policy: no more dating Reinard women!

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Meet Jack's New Protégée: Deborah Cora!

Everyone meet Deborah Cora! This Slavic beauty is the newest acquisition of Mr. Jack Lexington and we hear he has big plans for her! Not only for the silver screen... but for a little something-something!


They look quite cozy to us already!






Ladies he does not lack, Jack of all Trades is back!

Friday, September 23, 2011

Anthony Delton Speaks Out! GG Exclusive!


Faster than we can turn around and say 'bubble butt', Anthony Delton has exclusively revealed to Gossip Guy that his recent encounter with Belle Marie Weiss aka the former love of his life is not what it seems!

We were inclined not to believe him but after he approached us in such a brazen manner, we found ourselves listening!

Mr. Delton has just confirmed to us that he is "in love with her", that "there are no other women", and that "there's only one and she's it"!

We do declare!

And... that he plans to marry her!

Look at that Claudia! Seems like the Gods haven't forgotten you after all!

Spotted!

Spotted!: Claudia Weiss at hot spot Mahiki with an unidentified drunken suit, having fun and drinking away the blatant rejection served cold by Anthony Delton!

What goes around, comes around baby!

Anthony Delton and Belle Weiss: Together Again!


Anthony Delton and Belle Marie Weiss have officially reconnected after years apart! No infidelities or recently single women will come in their way!

Oh me, oh my!

Source says they were seen eating at GKB, looking into each others eyes as they made plans for upcoming holidays together, shared laughs and a vanilla milkshake.

Like the olden days!

Once they were done eating, they held hands as he walked her to her apartment, nearly heading into oncoming traffic because they were so engrossed with each other. We were also told he kissed her hand and then they said "I love you" simultaneously!

Looks like they are finally going to give themselves a real chance at a relationship!

Move over, Claudia, the better Weiss has won!

ETA: As if we needed more proof, we have confirmation that Anthony has gotten the same tattoo Belle has on his right wrist! If that is not love, we don't know what it is!

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Meet the real Daniella Milazzo! AKA Our New Slut!

Sweet little Daniella Milazzo has got everyone fooled with those big baby blues and her fake relationship with Prince Kenneth. Everyone thinks she's a good girl... what they don't know is that she's gone bad!



Now that Kenneth has got himself his lover living in the palace, Daniella has put her broken heart on the shelf and has moved unto greener pastures with legs wide open!


First, she nailed bisexual artist Carter Rose. The relationship seems to have grown slightly cold after Carter has seemingly disappeared with the Whore of Babylon (oh hai snowflake!) but one never knows! Fuck buddies are essential to a girl these days!



She tried to get her hands on Brian Austen but she was promptly shot down! We bet that was a first!


After that, she tarantella'd her way to Gavin "Captain Fine" Vanderbilt's line of vision, sharing a kiss and a wild night with him while Eva Delton served as witness. The rumor mill is buzzing that Gavin wants some more of that. We're sure little ol' Dani wants that too!

You'd think her pussy would be stretched out beyond belief but NO!


She met Anthony Delton last night for a rendez-vous in his car after he had finished shtupping Claudia Weiss in her hotel room. Good to know you don't need to wine and dine this broad to get some. We know Anthony is an insatiable manwhore but Daniella is giving him a run for his money!

With a dance card this full, one would think she's settled...

Think again!


Reports have been pouring that Daniella has been visiting Jack Lexington on set. She heard there was a man out there banging everything in sight so of course she put herself front and center! Not only that, she might just be his date for the Oscars!

We're going to have a lot of fun, aren't we Dani?

Spotted!


Spotted!: Brian Austen looking mighty fine as he jogs around London and wonders how is it that he's not currently embroiled in some love triangle of any sorts.

Hee.

Ignorance is bliss they say!

New Stills Leak from Jack's New Movie!

We have new stills from Jack Lexington's directorial debut "The Prince of Persia: Sands of Time" exclusively on Gossip Guy! No break up will stop this money making machine!



Excuse our drooling!

Reports on the set say he's doing his own dangerous stunts and has to be reminded that he's filming because his immersion and his violence is sometimes a bit too real!

The source also says he never leaves the set and that above banging the extras, he's already in cahoots with his new leading lady, who is rumored to be his new protégée!

He'll probably keep her until he finds his new Bond Babe as he reboots the franchise for "Casino Royale"!

Jack, your ambition is showing! And we love it!

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Jacqueline Reinard is Single! Dumps Boytoy to be with Anthony!


Break up week strikes again!

We can exclusively reveal that the "movie" star, Jacqueline Reinard, and her boyfriend of more than a year, William Stokes, have called it quits!

Why?

Now that Anthony Delton is officially back on London soil, Jacqueline has dumped the man she was with (as per tradition) and has put herself front and center for Anthony to finally pick her as his leading lady!

And what makes this worse is that William was going to propose!

OUCH.

Is she on a personal mission to make sure every man that could ever fall for her understands that she's an emotionally stunted confused pussy until Sir I-break-up-couples Anthony makes her his?

Anthony came back, Jacqueline... but it wasn't for you!

A Little Genealogy Lesson

Now that Jack Lexington has suddenly become our favorite person, because you know, we like him hurt and dumped and on the vengeance trail, we thought you all should know and remember a few things about him.


King Marco I, the last king of Italy.



Gianina Estella Marina, Princess of Naples, formerly Crown Princess of Italy.

The Princess fell in love with and got married to...


Movie star and business tycoon Kyle Alexander Lexington.

And from that marriage...


Logan Brandon, Prince of Venice and Piedmont.

Yes, ladies, he's an ACTUAL prince!

Although, to us, Anthony is and will always be the only real prince!

Monday, September 19, 2011

Spotted!

Spotted!: Bitchy Princess Victoria gracing us commoners with her presence at the charity ball in London with Prince Carl from Norway.

Seems to us like the princess wants to rack as many politically correct suitors as possible to prove to us and to her secret lover that she is strong, confident, independent and ready to date men who deserve her!

But...

What fun is that, V?

There's nothing like loving the forbidden!

Jack Lexington VS Anthony Delton! Jack Wins!


In a move seen coming from over a gazillion miles away, Anthony Delton has met Logan Jack Lexington's fists and somehow survived!

We might feel a teensy bit bad for Anthony considering Jack has been training for his directorial/acting debut... which means he has packed some serious muscle!

Just look at the leaked pictures from the filming!

Anthony took it like a man and allowed Jack to let go of all his frustrations, garnering a broken nose, two broken ribs and the initials JB burned in his shoulder as a souvenir.

OUCH.

Could it be that losing ex Claudia Weiss made Jack snap or could it be he was finally getting pay back for something OR someone else?

We know one thing though... kind, mellowed out Logan is gone. Heeeeere's crazy Jack!

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Logan Lexington and Claudia Weiss are O-V-A-H!


Hear that? That's the sound of a million Logan Lovers (Logan's official fan club) sighing in relief that Mr. Lexington is now officially on the market!

The impossible has happened!

No matter that the wedding dress was bought, the invitations sent out and everything ready to go, Logan Lexington and Claudia Weiss have called it quits on their nearly four year relationship and engagement in one fell swoop!

WTF?

Although Logan's rep won't comment, it is said that the split has been amicable. However, sources say that the reason behind the split is Claudia's unresolved feelings for... Anthony Delton!

Yikes! Twice dumped over the same guy? That's gotta hurt, Logan!

Now we hope Claudia looks into a mirror and realizes that she can no longer deny the truth, she is Jacqueline Reinard's doppleganger! So while Logan offered you the world, you opted for a position in Anthony's harem.

SMART!

Line up ladies! Logan needs some much deserved lovin'!

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Eva Delton and Gavin Vanderbilt Are Back Together!

Well that was fast!

In a rather bizarre turn of events, Eva Delton and Gavin Vanderbilt have decided to get back together!

Are we the only ones that remember Lolita Lempicka having the hots for someone other than the Captain?

Why get back together with the man you don't want anymore?

Are you afraid of him finding out who that secret crush is? Or is it to make sure a certain little nympho Daniella Milazzo doesn't get her hands on this fine morsel of a man?

We're taking bets this time! How long until this ruse unravels? or better yet! WHO is Eva's mystery man?

We've got a clue!

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Spotted!

Spotted!: Belle Marie Weiss aka The Whore of Babylon and Mr. Ryan Delton Reinard enjoying their weekly tea encounter at the Palm Court of the Langham Hotel when they were suddenly interrupted by Jacqueline "Confused Pussy" Reinard!

Onlookers reported that Jacqueline demanded to speak alone with Ryan!

Uh-oh!

Guess it didn't sit too well with Belle to be interrupted mid-seduction. It's ok though. All of London knows your weakness for the married kind, snowflake!

As for what was said, we await anxiously for the juicy details to leak out...!

Carter Rose's "Kaleidoscope" A Success!


Carter Rose is officially part of the exclusively kinky fine arts circle with excellent reviews! It should be noted that it was quite appropriate that he utilized (in every sense of the word) Belle Marie Weiss and her gallery as a rites of passage! Awww, just like his papa!

Not that we blame her! He's one fine piece of meat!

You're aware he's not married right, B?

Everyone that is anyone was present including Ian Weiss and his wife Alexia Delton, who are either very much in love or working overtime to keep up with appearances!

The biggest surprise of the night came in the form of a certain prince charming aka Anthony Delton who seems to be back in London for good!

We're guessing he's back to settle some old scores... or maybe he's making sure he doesn't miss the upcoming wedding of a century!

Monday, September 12, 2011

Spotted!

Spotted!: Claudia Weiss with brand new puppy love, Ed Rascal, was spotted this weekend driving around Los Angeles looking for a brand new home to build her nest with superstar Jack Logan Lexington!

How the mighty have fallen changed!

Though now we wonder... when the priest says "Speak now or forever hold your peace", will the ceremony go on... or will the ghosts of relationships past rise from the dead and screw this up?

We are definitely aiming for the latter...!

Gavin Vanderbilt Dumps Eva Delton!


Who saw this coming a mile away?

Show of hands!

Seems like Captain Fine aka Gavin Vanderbilt has realized that Lolita Lempicka aka Eva Delton is too free a spirit to fulfill the role of future wife and has dumped her quite unceremoniously!

Hear that ladies, this scrumptious man-muffin is now available to make all your wet dreams come true!

And by dump we mean D-U-N-K. After a heated argument between them, Gavin dunked her in the pool as a final farewell.

What could've possibly merited such a reaction from such an upstanding southern gentleman?

It seems that Lolita has fallen for another man and quite stupidly confessed it to her almost-fiancée (because what else could you be after he introduces you to his mother?)! You can imagine he didn't take it very well.

Who is this mystery man we wonder? And most importantly, Lolita, is he worth the trouble?

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Princess Victoria Nearly Kidnapped!



A plot to kidnap Princess Victoria was aborted thanks to the quick thinking of her bodyguard!

Three thugs shot at Princess Victoria's caravan and were close to taking her with them when her super human (and super yummy) bodyguard, Jared Edmonds, sprung to action and took two gunshots. This did not stop him from impairing the kidnappers until police backup arrived!

Lucky for Superman, he survived his injuries and is recovering at the hospital.

Princess Victoria is safe and without any injuries.

Scary!

Spotted!

Spotted!: Captain Fine aka Gavin Vanderbilt was seen in the inauguration of a special fleet the government just bought from Weiss Incorporated. His favorite accessory, Brian Austen, was there with him. Gavin was seen to be chatting up with Ian "I Lack No Women" Weiss.

Exchanging pleasantries or exchanging tips on how to pick up women?

At this point we are slashing Brian and Gavin with all our hearts! Wonder which slut is going to ruin our fantasy!

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Guess Who?

What official royal girlfriend was seen in a bar sitting on the lap of a soon to be famous artist sharing laughs and drinks at 1:30 am?

Her boyfriend was nowhere to be found and she didn't seem to miss him very much!

Powerful Men Migrate To See Carter Rose's Show!


The event of the season just got classier!

We are all waiting on pins and needles to see the fruit of Carter Rose's labor this week and it seems like we aren't the only ones!

Brian Austen, Chancellor, and son of the UK Prime Minister (and those are not all his pretty titles) met up with the recently engaged only son of the Italian Prime Minister Alessandro Milazzo, along with friend and future CEO of Delton Industries Anthony Jeremiah Delton aka our prince.

The particularly bizarre thing is that Mr. Brian HIMSELF went to pick them up from Heathrow Airport.

We didn't even know they were friends!

Are they planning world domination while being exposed to the artsy fartsy crowd? Is this the new Rat Pack? Will our Prince finally stay in London for good?

One thing is for sure, if our Prince is present, drama surely will follow!

Something Wickedly Political This Way Comes!


Feast your eyes on this delectable trio!

Rumor has it that war hero and Coca Cola company heir extraordinaire (and a new hottie du jour) Gavin Theodore Vanderbilt Woodruff is running for Governor of Georgia.

Why should we give a fuck, you ask?

Quite simply because he's been spending an awful lot of time in London! For what reason? Some say he's on the hunt for a trophy wife.

He was last seen getting comfortable with Brian Lane Austen Fitzpatrick, Chancellor of the Exchequer, and also with Prince Kenneth.

Hmmm... one of these is not like the others.

Maybe Gavin's looking for a trophy husband instead?

Now why would His Highness be sullying his hands talking to dirty politicians? Seems very strange for a decorative and pretty much useless figurehead such as himself.

And most importantly, why hasn't he proposed to his darling "girlfriend" Daniella Milazzo yet? Is he waiting for HER to pop the question? Or could it be true that his attentions are already on another young lady?

We love us some royal intrigue!