Sex Therapy

We love people like Kyle, they are just not afraid of anything. Not even a scandal by yours truly!

After the dreadful accident nothing can ease the pain like a good morning (and good night!) fuck. And that's exactly what mademoiselle Veronique Reinard and sex-on-legs Kyle Lexington did the entire day today while checking in and out of the Lexington Hills Hotel in the Malecon. It was probably really delicious, decadent and painful, just like Kinky Vero likes it! Neither party has given comment about their new torrid affair because it's just that, an affair.

We know that Kyle dumps them like used condoms but we think they may last a whole week! Or at least a good 48hs.

More New About Giovanni and Rudyard

We just heard that thankfully both of them are recovering nicely!

The doctors say that Rudyard's injuries are limited to his right arm and he also has two broken ribs. Giovanni had also an emergency surgery due to his skull fracture and the doctors expect a full recovery. Thank goodness!

Please don't speed!

Giovanni Milazzo in Serious Car Accident!

We are still freaking out about this! Half of us can't even believe it!

Giovanni Milazzo, son of the deceased Marco Milazzo, was seriously injured in a car accident this morning with Rudyard Stocker.

Law enforcement tolds us the accident occurred around 1:31 AM ET. According to police, a Porsche 911, driven by Giovanni Milazzo, was traveling at a very high rate of speed when it was hit in the rear side and lost control. The car was flipped around and the back end hit a palm tree. The impact, we're told, "destroyed the entire car." The two male occupants were flown by Medivac helicopter from the accident scene to a hospital in Santo Domingo. We're told both men had "very very serious" injuries but are recovering in the ICU.

Have them in your prayers!

A Lesson for Eric

Caterina = Sister of Katzereine that you fucked and dumped.


Veronique = Secretary of the Student Council that you were banging on the side and also dumped.


Elena = Girl you are currently cruising and fucking on the side.

Thought you might need some help!

New Couple Alert!

Hell is officially freezing over!

The newest one to join the not-so-illustrious coupling list is the notoriously HIGH Nathaniel Percy and the preppy Carol Richardson. They were seen playing paintball during the weekend and then making out like they would eventually run out of oxygen. Did we miss something? Because we distinctively remember Mr. Percy saying that he doesn't go for preppy girls.

Riiiight.

Guess getting pussy changes anyone's morals!

Spotted!

Spotted: The ultra gorgeous Giovanni Milazzo with his FINE cousin, Vincenzo Milazzo, enjoying a drink after lunch in Caffe Milano. DAYUM. We're really glad they think family should stick together!

Laughing Matter

We really were trying to sleep but the tips were pouring in this morning that we had to roll out of bed to update. Yes, Gossip Guy rests on weekends. We'll admit we're still a bit hungover but nothing stops us!

Caterina Rizek and wanna-be singer, Ashley Vasser are laughing it up after an orgy. Woops, I mean after 'borrowing' Julian Weiss' car last night. Apparently they had nothing better to do than piss the doctor off. It's not surprising that Jules was NOT happy. Seems like lax morality runs in the family!

Lover's Getaway!

Holding hands in the Minitas beach like a vomit inducing lovey-dovey couple, Eric Delton and Elena Rizek are (extra)officially dating (or should we say fucking?). Seems like Puppy #2 is getting ahead of Puppy #1 in this race.

Looks to us like Elena is most definitely over and DONE with our prince charming, who contrary to his ex, is keeping a very low dating profile. But we like this new attitude of yours Vixen! Go on and get yours. One recommendation, wear sexy bathing suits. You have the body for it!

A very reliable source says that they have dinner reservations tonight at La Marina. Drop by and tell them we say hi! They'll love it.

McVegas Fun in the Sun

Don't you just love this guy? He looks like he's great in bed, please don't refrain from sending us e-mails about your experience with him. We are DYING TO KNOW even if you flood our inbox.

Here is McVegas being silly in the pool with wild child Bianca Ricci (our prince's cousin) at the Milazzo Family estate. We saw that he got a journal with the sole purpose of making Katzereine's life a living hell or at least recruit people to help him do it. Good to see he picked a side!

Little People Love

Not many of you might care but it just goes to show that we don't care exclusively of the wealthy and beautiful.

The black sheep of the Delton Clan, Leonardo and fattie cutie are officially couple! They made their first public outing yesterday at a sushi restaurant with a recently broken up Elena. As you may now, the three of them were roommates but the real estate world is abuzz because she's moving out. Apparently the little people are a little loud in bed.

Can't being around happy people Elena? Neither can we!

Where Art Thou?

Where is our favorite vegan & fabu style icon hiding? Veronique Reinard has been MIA for a while now and we miss her terribly. We think it's due to her last OVERLY EXPOSED breakup, she's been riding low. Shit happens when you date royalty. Ask Katzereine Cil if you don't believe us.

Some sources say that she has been hitting the sack with Alphapup (say it ain't so V!) and that there has been some not-so-innocent flirtation with none other than Kyle "McVegas" Lexington! A very reliable source says that there might be plans for a secret trip to Las Vegas (paid by V) so they can get to know each other.

Invite us! We're always up for a threesome.

Round 2?!

We have a newfound respect for Alphapup!

Apparently, he's not only involved in a suddenly blazing dispute for Katzereine Cil with Dr. Stocker... he's, unbeknownst to him, fighting for Dr. Julian Weiss' affection as well! The reports have been pouring in that Rudyard is not happy with Eric and Julian's relationship and wants it to end now! Of course, Eric isn't having it since he gets to perform good services and other kinky delights. After all, who wouldn't want a lifetime supply of a Dr. Weiss supplement?

Don't worry Rudy, you'll be our #1 homewrecker (and puppy) for always!

Place your bets!

Who will nab the desired (insert gagging sound here) blackbird first? It seems news travels really fast darlings. They hadn't been broken for 24 hours and already TWO men have publicly set forth their declaration of 'true love' for McSexy. Dr. Stocker and Alphapup are in it to win. Honestly it makes us want to puke a little (plus we're green with envy!). Between songs and house-calls, our prince's former leading lady seems to have the work cut out for her!

Though the panorama seems a bit grim for Giovanni. We don't know what's worse in this case: your shrink making the moves on your girl or the guy who is trying to be your friend AND stealing your best friend away hitting on her?!

Another question that is making us die from our curiosity is... on whose side will Mr. McVegas be in?! We smell a conflict of interest!

We don't know who to hate but one thing is for sure we're Team Giovanni on this one!

Guess Who?

Our favorite psychiatrist was seen leaving a certain lady's humble abode, at the wee hours of the morning no less. Want another guess? The certain lady is a none other than a recent ex from our favorite royal and a client. Or should we say... former client?

Who's up for a house call? I am!

Splitsville

SAY IT AIN'T SO!

Sad for them, yay for us! Our favorite would-be prince, Giovanni Milazzo and his sultry mistress, Elena Rizek have called it quits. Who needs more confirmation than a post in each of their blogs? People, people. Read up! Reports have been swirling around that his royal highness is down in the dumps while McSexy is out and about trying to mend her little broken heart.

A New Pup in Town

Hold unto your vaginas! (and penises a like) A new *puppy is in town. Yes, you heard it. Seems like Eric Delton aka Carrot Tot is taking out the big guns and wants to be the new alpha male. He's already made a move on sultry Elena Rizek, quirky Caterina Stocker and pitchy Veronique Reinard. AND he's already been guilty as charged of being in a not-so-innocent relationship with Dr. Julian Weiss. If we're not careful, he might bed us!

Riiiiight.

Well at least you poppets have 'something' to stare at.

Finally!

Weren't you growing tired of your boring little life? Luckily for you, I am here to stay. Or at least, until I find a juicier expose. I, Gossip Guy, swear I am up to no good. Be wary ladies and gents. I am watching you.

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