Happy 100 Posts To Us in 2011!

We love ourselves another 100th post!

How times are a-changing!

A large group of our favorite penis and pussy posse were seen partying it hard at the Penthouse Suite in Lexington Hills!

And what were they celebrating, you ask?

Why, the engagement of attention whore Jacqueline Reinard and prince of pussies Logan Lexington! Another thing we never thought would happen.

They were all partying in style and debauchery (male strippers, drugs, cross-dressers... oh my!) and for once, it seemed that this particular crazy trip was going to end up classified as PG-13.

Not so fast though!

Because a wedding WAS celebrated last night!

Only the bride and the groom are not who were originally engaged...

How else can you explain the walk of shame done by Miss Daniella Milazzo as she exited James Weiss' room with a ring on her finger and only a bath towel the next morning?

Sources say that Logan and Jacqueline DID attempt to tie the knot last night but Daniella's overeagerness to take center stage made sure it didn't happen.

Poor Jacqueline!

Don't worry, 3rd time is a charm at least where Logan and Las Vegas are concerned...!

The Duchess Has Landed!

Elena Rizek Delton has landed in London looking fierce as all fuck and ready to exact some divine justice!

Why? We hear that a certain chancellor has gotten a certain daughter of hers... with CHILD!

A child out of wedlock! How medieval!

As we all know, The Goddess of Waikiki doesn't take such shenanigans lightly. So is the chancellor going to be a dad twice?

Only time and a paternity test will tell!

Spotted!

Spotted!: Powerhouse James Weiss (dropped the 'Jamie' cause he's all grown up now!) with ex-wife/client Aria Milazzo having an early but very intimate dinner at Murano!

Patrons reported that the couple were seen arguing during the appetizers but then by the time dessert rolled in, Aria was sitting on James' lap, where she remained kissing him for 20 minutes!

Are they on their way to a reconciliation?

We think not if a certain handsome debonair prince aka Logan Lexington is in the picture!

Uh oh! Yet another triangle has materialized!

Aria, in case you need advice, we recommend you listen to Phoebe Buffay and her wisdom here!

Gavin Vanderbilt At Odds with Brian Austen!

The ultimate fight has broken out between Gavin Vanderbilt and Brian Austen!

Yep, we all saw this coming!

Between having his girlfriend, Eva Delton, leave him for being married and then his best friend, Brian, screwing his wife, Juniper Vanderbilt, things exploded and Gavin went at him!

Mind you, that isn't the juicy bit!

Juniper, being a witness to all of this screamed at them: "You'll traumatize my unborn child!"

We have yet another baby drama in our hands!

Question is: who is the father?!

The Unmasking of Princess Victoria!

Ever read the raunchy novel "Tender Mercies"? We certainly did and enjoyed it almost as much as we enjoy Ryan-watching.

However, we have ourselves a juicy tidbit!

We have received a copy of a check written out to the real K*itty Thomas and it's none other than...

Princess Victoria!!

And here we thought that King Richard's little girl would prove to be more than another rotten apple.

So much for propriety and decorum. Princess Victoria knows all about getting down and dirty!

Not only has she a lover who is married but she also writes pornographic novels! We kinda like our virgin princess tainted red!

Naughty!

Spotted!

Spotted!: Brian Austen making ovaries around the world explode as he spends some quality time with his little sister.

Awwwww!

We cannot with such cuteness!

Kenneth Windsor and Steven Reinard: New BF(F)s!

After Ryan Delton ran away to Russia, Steven Reinard has got to fill the best friend/boyfriend slot with some other man... and he's chosen the new UK prime minister, Kenneth Windsor!

The two have been hanging out a lot lately!

Between sharing lunches every day, laughing at each other's jokes and helping Kenneth with the big move to 10 Downing... seems to us like Steven is well on his way to a new relationship! We sure hope that for Ken's sake he's bendy!

However, we think that Steven already has some competition...

You see, the UK prime minister has already a very refined taste in ladies aka strippers and ho's! That is when he's not going to Adeline Delton and asking her to marry him!

We suppose that he was out celebrating his victory... or out on a random Tuesday night.

Seems to us that not all his exes are happy with his new lifestyle. Just ask Honey Angelina Weiss!

But now that we think about it, Steven is an expert in turning men around! We're rooting for you Stevie!

Jamie Weiss Signs New Talent!

Divorce won't keep this hunky piece of meat down!

Jamie Weiss just signed Justin T*imberlake for his as of yet rumored record label.

Jamie is only known in the music world as the manager of the opera singer and his ex-wife, Aria Milazzo. Oh, that must be REAL uncomfortable!

Seems to us like Mr. Weiss is branching out and pulling in some very big names for his 'nonexistent' record label!

We wonder who he will snatch next!

Spotted!

Spotted!: Carter Rose taking his fine ass on a stroll through a sunny central London.

Our source said he was seen browsing some galleries before heading to his favorite hang out, The Prince Bonaporte.

We gotta fan ourselves and admit that Snowflake and Hammie have the best taste in men!

Hubba, hubba!

Exclusive Pictures of Ryan Delton's New Penthouse in Tokyo!

We have exclusive pictures of the penthouse Ryan Delton just bought in a swanky condominium in Tokyo, Japan valued at a whopping $12 MILLION DOLLARS!

A snitch from the company handling the purchase said you can even see the forest of the Imperial Palace through the windows AND that Mr. Delton made it clear it was for him and for his future wife!

Among the many amenities: Open deck, Sky lounge, Foot bath, Fitness room, Relaxation room, the coach entrance, 4 levels of security system, on-site 24hour security guards, concierge and more.

Such a fancy cage for a gerbil and a hamster!

Our jaws... they are on the floor! We won't lie... we are lime green with envy!

Whoever said money doesn't buy you happiness hasn't spoken to Ryan!

Now, now Steven Reinard! Make sure you behave so Ryan invites you over. Worry not, we are sure Daniella Milazzo can cook a delicious meal for you and pour a mean sake for you to drown your woes in!

Daniella, say konnichiwa to your new home!

Steven Reinard Tries to get Ryan Delton Back... and FAILS!

Steven Reinard is showing his true colors!

After Ryan Delton returned from a flash trip to Russia, Steven pretended to be his usual driver and then took him to a secluded house in the outskirts of London to explain the book fiasco!

In case you have a sucky memory, you must remember that Uneven Steven dedicated all his literature to his 'one and only'... that was before burning them in a bitch fit. If we were Ryan we would be hurt too!

Not only that but after kissing him a la force he apparently re-confessed his love for Ryan!

You're hot then you're cold! You're yes then you're no!

We hear Ryan didn't take his bullshit sitting down and that an actual fist fight broke out between the two exes. Then some more forced making out, a breakdown (by Ryan) and an apparent small victory (by Steven).

The next morning, Ryan was on a plane back to Russia.

Ouchie!

We're guessing he doesn't want to get back together Steve-o!

So no worries Daniella! Your future marriage is in no danger... yet!

Are Eva Delton and Brian Austen Dating?

We thought this was next to impossible!

Has a new shameless love been growing underneath our noses all this time?

The rumor mill has been going crazy with the possibility! After all, the man nearly lives in her restaurant.

Brian Austen has been seen wearing Eva Delton's college ring on his pinky, and Eva is wearing Brian Austen's Harvard Grad school ring around her neck on a necklace!

Have these two promised each other eternal love or just until graduation?

The real question is... do the Vanderbilts know? Will this last?

Something tells us we need to stick around Dolce Eva and we'll find out for sure!

Steven Reinard's Books Go Off Print!

In the weirdest move next to pretending he's gone straight, Steven Reinard's books are no longer available for anyone to purchase!

Why? He was actually a good writer!

Sources in the book biz say that Uneven Steven went on a tirade and even burned all his original manuscripts!

Does someone need to perhaps adjust his medication? or is Steven trying to erase his past with his ex-husband Ryan Delton for good?!

Jamie Weiss, The Ghost of Aria's Past, Returns!

Guess who went to Logan Lexington's apartment demanding information about the state of his ex-wife Aria Milazzo?

Why the devilishly handsome and incredibly troublesome Jamie Weiss of course!

We heard his temper was flaring as usual BUT what surprised us is that he picked up a few friends along the way.

Between reminding the lemur her place and teaching Steven Reinard a thing or two about catching gerbils, we are sure Jamie has even more tricks up his sleeve!

Oh Aria, what HAVE you unleashed on this world?!

Spotted!

Spotted!: Daniella Milazzo picking up some coffee at Starbucks after she's done with her intensive Japanese lessons!

The pieces are starting to fall into place!

Two coffees Dani? Are you really drinking for two or are you back to your old ways?

We're sure we'll know in only a few more weeks!

This Is A Political Post

Kenneth Windsor made history in the UK as the people chose him, quite overwhelmingly, to be their prime minister.

Well, who would've thought!

He has already gone to the palace to meet with his dada to get the formal invite to form a government. We imagine that was a divine father-son reunion!

So now 10 Downing has a new tenant. We wonder if he can really call it home with only a red macaw and no kitty in sight...

And of course, Mr. Windsor will appoint Brian Austen as The Chancellor of the Exchequer!

Seems like Mr. Austen's plans have finally paid off and now HE will take his rightful place in 11 Downing.

Ironic though that neither of them has a wife of their own!

How the times have changed!

Ryan-san House Hunting in Tokyo!

Ryan Albert Delton has been spotted this weekend in Tokyo looking at properties.

With the move to buy Russian warehouses, and now Ryan checking out swanky properties in Japan, one wonders if Delton Industries is making a move to Asia.

And most importantly, why is Ryan looking at properties fit for a family!?

Is there something we don't know? Could the rumours between him and Daniella Milazzo be true? But most importantly... is a shotgun wedding heading towards us?

That would surely explain a lot!

Meet Ryan Delton's New Lovers Mistresses!

Call us Ryan Delton crazy but he is gossip gold!

According to a very trustworthy source, Ryan Delton has secured himself the legendary archenemies as his lovers!

We shit you not!

First, speshul snowflake Belle Marie Weiss was seen with Ryan in Aqua Kyoto, where after bluntly telling her she's not really 'marriage material' (so true!), they both agreed they'd better to stick to the original formula, e.g., lovers!

To which, of course, the whore of Babylon agreed much too heartily!

Cue the Princess!

One the most surprising move since her divorce, Aria Milazzo has proposed herself that she and her on/off friend with benefits Ryan become lovers!

Divorce really HAS transformed her into a different person! We take it that she no longer minds sharing with her sisters!

Then again, we shouldn't be surprised. Opera singers are normally shrouded in scandal.

What DOES surprise us is that these lovely young ladies are once again facing off for a man! And not just any man... oh no... the man that caused the rift between them! And wasn't he also the love of little Jacqueline Reinard's life?

Perhaps Confused Pussy will make an appearance!

All we know is that Ryan has them both in the palm of his hands.

Bow down, Anthony, your brother has reclaimed his crown!

Oh and the best part? We hear Ryan is planning on proposing to Daniella Milazzo, younger and bendier sister of Aria Milazzo, at the next Delton Inc. shareholders meeting! The ring has even been bought!

Keeping it in the family we see!

Whatever happens we are sure it's going to be fantastic as Aria faces off her ex-best friend and becomes less important than her sister (after all she WILL be the wife and seems to be smarter after all)... all to make sure she gets her little piece of heaven.

We don't blame her at all!

Spotted!

Spotted!: Aria Milazzo visiting Logan Lexington on set!

Seems to us like our favorite divorcée is making sure she's always on Logan's mind!

You know how much he likes them long legs! Work 'em!

Ryan Delton: Our New Merciless Tycoon!

Ryan Delton is not only gorgeous... he is also ruthless!

Ooh, we've got the tingles already!

Ryan just did a Corporate Raid on a Russian Aeronautics Manufacturing company. Tore it down and sold it off and is replacing with installments from Delton Industries-- a Hostile takeover if we ever saw one!

Tell us that you at least put on some lube before ramming it in!

Rumor has it that he delivered a backlog of trading information to the Russian government that implicated said Russian company in tax evading measures, which made the government seize the property and Ryan bought it off for ... pennies.

Yowza! We've bet there are some Russians who didn't like this one bit...

FYI, Ry, we also like hard and fast!

New Couple Alert! Daniella Milazzo and Ryan Delton Are Dating!

Ryan Delton can't fight the rumor mill!

After divorcing Steven Reinard at the end of September and then having a 48 hour engagement with Belle Marie Weiss, the Delton Inc. CFO is generating the most talk because of his dinner companion this weekend.

She was no other than the recently available Daniella Milazzo!

A source close to Milazzo says "She does like his attention, and it makes her feel good that he's so into her. She has a fun time with Ryan and he makes her laugh."

Adds another source: "She likes him."

Oh we have no doubt about that because Ryan seemed pretty into her too!

Good job, Ryan! Dump the snowflake and settle for the sunny redhead. You won't regret it!

Shortest Engagement Ever! Ryan Delton and Belle Weiss Call It Off!

Well we saw this one coming a MILE away!

Ryan Delton and Belle Marie Weiss are no longer aiming to become husband and wife therefore earning their place as the shortest engagement ever!

48 hours!

To be honest, they lasted a 47 hours too long.

BUT... they have agreed to keep on dating!

Though that doesn't seem to be going well... according to our sources, Belle tried to make a delicious, romantic dinner for Ryan before it was crashed by Carter Rose and Steven Reinard!

We don't know about you but we are definitely digging this dynamic duo!

While the details of what happened exactly are fuzzy, we can confirm that Ryan left in a huff with Steven and not Belle!

Of course that didn't stop her from kissing Carter in the middle of the street after some harsh words were exchanged between the two!

Seems like these Steven and Carter possess all the perspective Ryan and Belle do not!

We have a feeling you won't be able to keep this up, snowflake!

GG Exclusive! Aria Milazzo and Logan Lexington Are Dating!

It's official!

The Princess has snatched her Prince!

Aria Milazzo and Logan Lexington are dating!

Praise Godga!

After weeks of speculation whether they were 'just friends' and Logan was still nursing his broken heart... Saturday proved to be the day where Aria stepped up to take real good care of her first ex-husband!

The best part? We have visual proof of this miracle!

Sources say they were seen holding hands and kissing in public, making sure not to hide their blossoming love. The make out session turned heavy so they promptly went to Logan's place where Aria spent the night!

And we can exclusively confirm through Logan's porter that she hasn't left the building YET!

Sealing the deal! Doing the nasty!

Lovesit!

Guess a certain little actress has been sleeping in her laurels this weekend...! You snooze, you lose!

Spotted!

Spotted!: Steven Reinard arriving at Heathrow Airport to board his flight to God knows where after having a lover's spat with ex-husband, Ryan Delton!

We are guessing he can't just stand back and watch his amour get married!

Uh oh!

Time for you to bring him back Ryan!

An Open Letter to Ms. Weiss

Dearest Snowflake,

Instead of your fiancee being with you to soothe your obvious doubts, he was just with his ex-husband, who just confessed that he doesn't want Ryan to marry you.

Evidently you're not good enough because... well... you're not Steven. Or maybe it's just because you're not good enough, point period.

Not only did Ryan's first love Jacqueline reject him but now his ex-husband and current best friend is in a rage with him. All because of you.

It must be your super power! Everything you touch turns to shit in 0.5 seconds!

Remember Jamie? Remember Anthony? And now... Carter and Ryan...

Poor Carter... who actually believed you had some good in you. Worry not, we are sure Steven will do his best to comfort both Ryan AND Carter in ways you cannot!

Brava Snowflake! Good to know you still got it!

Why don't you just do us all a favor and let real love take it's rightful place?

Cancel that wedding. Regardless of what you might think, we're pretty sure it won't happen.

xoxo,

GG

Spotted! Busy Night Edition!

Spotted!: At the Prince Bonaparte, Steven Reinard and Carter Rose going out on a date! A date that didn't last very long because in a matter of minutes, they left the restaurant to fool around!

However...

Spotted!: Ryan Delton and Jacqueline Reinard were on their way to Las Vegas to get married! Ironic considering Ryan had gotten engaged in sekrit with Belle Marie Weiss. Guess she's the back up plan if Jacqueline said no!

However for some reason unbeknownst to us, Jacqueline took Ryan's car and left him on the road, heartbroken and sans a future wife!

Does that mean snowflake and him are still engaged? Yes? No? Who cares, where is Steven?

Spotted!: Steven Reinard leaving Carter Rose alone and with the bluest of balls to rescue his stranded ex-husband on the side of the road! Heartfelt embraces were given out. Something tells us this couple is still in love and in denial over their feelings.

We have a feeling these two will rekindle their love very soon!

If we were you Belle, we'd give the ring back... he's just not that into you!

Spotted!: Daniella Milazzo heading home where she was joined by an angry but fiercely handsome looking Carter Rose! Looks like someone's going home a winner after all!

Go for it Sluttiella! Make us proud!

Southern Intrigues! Juniper Vanderbilt Has Indiscretions Of Her Own!

We do declare!

While we are all for public skewering of hammies who don't leave other women's husbands alone... we've just discovered that Juniper Vanderbilt is not really the victim of her husband's infidelities!

It's been confirmed that she has dalliances of her own with none other than Chancellor Brian Austen who just happens to her husband, Gavin Vanderbilt's, Not that we blame her. He's a dish!

And how do we know? A source very close to the Chancellor has sent us that little picture above of Miss Juniper... from Brian's mobile!

How intimate!

Oh and it gets better!

Because this is the same Brian whom Eva Delton is writing love notes for on her restaurant's blog in spanish! She has nicknamed him "El Visitante"!

Juniper gives him the sex and Eva gives him the love letters!

Aww! How quaint!

Spotted!

Spotted!: Brian Austen celebrating Oktoberfest in Germany a few weeks ago in the company of three lovely slutty ladies!

We think redheads have a weakness for you, Mr. Austen.

And we're guessing you love it!

WANTED! Daniella Milazzo!

Dead, alive or in a butterfly net!

If you have seen this, please contact Mrs. Juniper Vanderbilt at +44 071234557!

We hear she's the missing link for a special southern bbq!

Logan Lexington Throws A Party!

Now that Anthony Delton is officially out of the running and no longer able to fulfill his duties as super stud, Logan Lexington is filling his shoes and in what a way!

Sources say the Lexington heir and Prince of Venice was the target of an 'ambush' in the shape of a party where the majority of the partygoers were women! It wasn't just any party though. Said ladies were wearing nothing but their underwear!

Trying to relive the hayday of his father we see!

From what we hear, the 'party' started out as the feud between recently divorced Aria Milazzo, perpetually confused Jacqueline Reinard and our favorite ho-bag Belle Marie Weiss. The ladies just happened to coincide in Logan's palace and unable to share Logan in a foursome, decided to strip instead so Logan would choose the best bod!

Decisions! Decisions!

Word spread and more ladies that apparently want to sleep with Logan followed suit. Among those in attendance, Daniella Milazzo, Eva Delton, Addy Delton, and Deborah Cora! Drinks were had, dancing was done and some girl on girl action ensued!

Best part of the night was when former Prince Kenneth Windsor punched William Stokes for... wait for it... kissing his own girlfriend! Yes, ladies and gents, William kissed his girlfriend Adeline and for some reason Kenneth had a problem with it!

Leave it to the cocks to ruin a perfectly good party.

Instead of joining the fun, reformed party boy Ryan Delton waited outside of the flat for his former-high-school-sweetheart-turned-lover-turned-something Belle to join him in the car and speed off.

Is that whom you were texting all night Belle? How sweet!

Can you truly keep up with her Ryan? We wonder...

As for who got to keep Logan's bed (or couch!) warm that night... why, it was Jacqueline!

We were also surprised! Here we thought Miss Prima Donna would claw her way to the end. Oh well!

There's always next time!

Spotted!

Spotted!: Ian Weiss looking like a GQMF while visiting the country estate of a dear friend.

No wonder he has so many ladies going a-twitter for him! He's fucking gorgeous!

We want us some of that!

Right now!

Spotted!

Spotted!: Ryan Delton gracing us with his beauty while walking around in Mayfair.

We're a bit surprised neither one of his ho's were accompanying him on this delicious Sunday.

So much perfection is still single? We cannot believe it!

Now we know for sure what we want for Christmas! Yum!

Juniper Vanderbilt Sans Husband At A Gala

Juniper Vanderbilt was seen alone at the Palladium Gala. Why so sad? Has her husband forgotten all about her? We don't know how considering she is one fine piece of ass!

Yes ladies, Gavin Vanderbilt is M-A-R-R-I-E-D.

Woops!

Did he forget to mention that?

According to a source, once Juniper heard some of you ladies were canoodling with her husband, she got her rifle all ready to 'shoot herself some sluts'!

And just because we love digging up some memories, here are some exclusive snapshots of their wedding... 14 years ago!

The race to become Mrs. Captain Fine has officially ended. The position has already been filled!

We love ourselves a southern belle... we love ourselves a southern scandal even more!