Crazy and Aussie = BORING PREDICTABLE LOVE!

Lucille Delton, our former favorite slore (she's turned boring!) and current crazy ass bitch, is screwing Australian adventurer Ethan Stokes.

They seem to be perfect for each other, they're already living together... blah, blah, blah.

YAWN. Could they be more boring?

We liked it when you were with Christian, Lucy. You did crazier shit then! Though we'll give you this, he's H-O-T!

Gossip Guy approves!

Spotted!

Our favorite in-house psychiatrist and supreme gay lover to the viking lord aka Julian Weiss, Rudyard Stocker, was spotted walking around sunny Los Angeles after having lunch with his children at Madeo.

Witnesses say he got into a black SUV where the viking lord was waiting for him.

Awww!

Now... everyone else is wondering where the hell is Alpha Puff hiding?

Happy Birthday Lady Godiva!

Happy Birthday to Madeline St. Martin!

Our favorite chocolate lady is getting older and letting go of all her crazy hairstyles which may explain why she's latching on to Lord Vincenzo Milazzo and trying to keep it in the family. She was after H.E. Giovanni Milazzo before her best friend, our favorite mistress Elena Rizek latched unto him.

Guess it doesn't even help that Miz Cupcakes has also set her eyes on him!

OH WELL.

Have a great one Crazy Maddie!

Good Girl wants Bad Boy!

You know what they say, where there is smoke...

We personally think that if you're meeting up with an ex, it's because you obviously want to re-hook up. If that isn't enough, the pelvic thrusting is also a tell-tale!

For example, take ameri-russki Natasha Beichler, currently involved with up and coming actor Preston Campbell. Yet that's not who she's clamping unto is she?

Nathaniel Percy and Natasha were involved in the days of yore when Nathaniel was well known as Nathan Satan and destroying everything he laid his hands on. According to a source close to Mr. Percy, she is single-handedly responsible for helping him clean up his act. They were really, really close BUT our favorite recently married SLORE, Veronique Reinard stole him from underneath Saint Natasha's nose!

Poor Tash!

The relationship didn't work out but they both hold each other to the highest esteems... and from her body language, we can tell that she still does! According to Nathaniel's tumblr... so does he!

Could it be that Tash wants Na-nay back? Is Na-nay going to take her back? What about Preston? What about Miss Banana?!

Gay Face Stays at Home While ASS comes out to PARTAY!

Look who decided to leave the smile at home along with the gay-face boyfriend!

ASShley Vasser was seen at the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show and at the fabulous after party.

For such a fun loving event ASShley Vasser’s navy strapless dress feels a bit too conservative. However we can't say she doesn't look good!

Good going ASS!

WEDDING CONFIRMATION!

It's true! Our favorite Briton Veronique Reinard McVegas Reinard Weiss and Jason Weiss have tied the knot in Vegas!

After only ONE MONTH of dating, does that seem reasonable? WE THINK NOT.

Place your bets! We give it until February!

Yeah well what can we say... we're romantics!

We wonder what does Marie NO MANS Bellay think about this?

BREAKING NEWS! Wedding on the way!

Who knew they were even dating (seriously) in the first place?!

After a practically non-existent secret engagement, it was only fitting that they'd keep their wedding under wraps.

The rumor mill is going crazy saying that socialite Veronique Reinard, 21, and business tycoon Jason Weiss, 29, are going to tie the knot in a hush hush wedding in Sin City tonight!

While neither of their reps returned our calls to confirm the wedding, an unidentified source tells Gossip Guy exclusively that the rumors are true.

"He's been planning this wedding since they met. He even went to Harry Winston and commissioned a 5-carat Asscher-cut diamond ring with their initials engraved on them," the source said.

We wonder if Veronique will make this 3rd marriage last? Good luck taming that tsunami Captain Weiss!

The Duke and His Duchess-To-Be!

There is a GOD!

The always classy, very much together, and very much engaged Giovanni Milazzo and Elena Rizek were seen bringing sexy back in an event Monday night. Elena was seen dressed in a fierce red dress with her traditional bitchface put on hold as she tried to smile. His Excellency looked like his usual smoking self in a suit.

It's good to know that they had great make up sex and decided to give their love another try. Hooray!

Mommy Reinard Pictures Leak!

Oh my COUGAR!

Looks like our favorite mommy dearest is out on the prowl and wants the world to know it.

We had heard in the grapevine that Mrs. Giselle Reinard, mother to Rory, Rink and Veronique Reinard, was missing the days of yore when she was the IT girl plastered all over magazine covers. It took some arm twisting but she is to be featured in one of the spreads in the magazine her daughter is the Editor of!

We sure love the smell of NEPOTISM.

Oh Right, You Exist

Happy Birthday to self-proclaimed Queen of the world, ASShley Vasser.

May your birthday be a good one in Chuck E. Cheeses! And please, don't procreate.