We admit it. We are a predisposed bunch!
There is just something about poor Lucy Looney Delton Stokes that just bores us to tears. Even when she is essentially serving us the beginning of the biggest scandal of 2015.
Seems like Looney Stokes, our resident psychopath, has decided she’s a new woman (yet again), is switching careers (yet again) and, without much fanfare or ceremony, switched out her old yummy Australian hubby Ethan Stokes for a supposed new lease on life!
As Ethan cries in his basement, we have to wonder what (or who) has brought on this rather violent change of heart.
Good thing we didn't have to wait very long!
While firefighters evacuated a burning building in the swanky SoHo district in NYC, they checked all the floors to see no one was left behind. Imagine their surprise at stumbling upon Nathaniel Percy and good ol' Looney playing hide the adulterous salami in his apartment!
Oh my~
The ink on her divorce papers isn't even dry yet!
Looks like Looney's new lease on life has a name!
