Zachary and Bianca: Love is in the Sex!

The snake has bitten Eve's apples... and she likes it!

Sources (and Bianca's blog) confirm to us that Zachary Percy and Bianca Milazzo are officially dating!

Wait a minute... didn't she hate his living guts? And wasn't he dating her sister, Daniella Milazzo?

Oh right, we forgot that in this group of people the harder you hate, the harder you want to fuck them!

After what seemed like eternal fucking courting, Zachary finally cracked her defenses and this self-described feminist fell for one hell of a slithering sleeze. When the sex is that good, the rulebook is immediately thrown out the window!

We want us a piece of that!

Who would've thought that after so much bitching and moaning about Eleonora Milazzo's conquest of Patrick Delton, Bianca returns the bittersweet favor of stealing her man to her other sister, Daniella!

Guess revenge is best served in the family!

Spotted (Ryan & Aria Edition)!

Spotted!: Ryan Delton and Aria Milazzo, acting an awful lot like a couple in New York City, Tuesday night at the 2011 Turnaround For Children benefit dinner at The Plaza Hotel.

Witnesses say they arrived together and did not leave each other's side the entire night.

Good to know that not even a week-long fuckfest in Bali can keep this reconnected couple from their social calendars!

Calling All Bachelors! Bianca Is Lonely and Horny!

Seems like the curse of Anna Milazzo has been passed down to her daughters!

Take boobilicious second born, Bianca Milazzo. Gorgeous, curvaceous, and with an ass that won't quit. Surely, she would be the perfect match for any of our bachelors, right?

However, she's only been few weeks in our messy group and already she's had her heart broken by swine Patrick Delton!

For only a swine would bring a girl such as Bianca to meet his parents, have dinner with the family, and then, quite unceremoniously, dump her for her younger sister, Eleonora Milazzo!

Not only that but he himself has said that the encounter meant nothing!

OUCH.

We are not sure how they do things in Canada but over here, meeting the parents means a one way ticket to relationship-ville!

Poor Bianca has had no choice but to vent out her frustrations through her blog and create delectable dishes that she gets to enjoy... ALL ALONE.

Surely someone will be able to comfort this overtly sexual creature. Could it be detestable snake Zachary Percy who has been rumored to be involved with younger sister Daniella Milazzo? or heartfelt idiot William Stokes who created a robot to make sure he would be matched with Bianca and somehow managed to fail miserably?

Our money is on the snake! After all, men would do anything for a threesome!

Spotted!

Spotted!: Ryan Delton, away from the old ball and chain, accompanying ex-girlfriend Aria Milazzo in a weekend getaway in Bali.

The pair, above looking drop dead gorgeous, seemed to be doing a much needed catching up in the balcony before quickly disappearing into their hotel room!

Ay caramba!

You know what they say, where there was a fire... ashes will remain.

Oh we certainly hope so!

How does it feel to not have a psychopath attached to you 24/7, Ryan? Great we bet! Even greater when you have your blonde bombshell ex-girlfriend by your side!

Come on Ry! Revive the good old days with your womanizing ways we know and love!

We're sure you miss her it!

Claudia's Latest Hook-Up: Jack!

After being dumped by Jacqueline Reinard, one would assume that Jack Lexington would take some time to heal his broken heart, rekindle his romance with his more than willing ex-wife, Aria Milazzo, and stay away from impetuous 21 year olds, right?

WRONG!

The universe and Claudia Weiss had very different plans for him!

Paparazzis that are permanently staked outside Jack's flat reported to us exclusively that Claudia spent the night there, trying to extort some kind of a love confession from Jack... right after he had been unceremoniously dumped by Jacqueline!

Claudia, y u a sadist!?

It's not like he can do anything about the fact that he actually likes you against his will, right?

Jack, tired of all this child's play and exhausted of having his heart broken by Anthony's loyal followers, took off to Monaco to mend his heart. This is part where we expected Aria to come and pick up the pieces. Except... saboteur du jour Claudia did it for her!

Say whaaaaa?

After driving him away from London, Claudia went to Monaco to pick herself a cowboy! And what's more surprising... Jack agreed to this madness!

From chasing him from the casino floor into his hotel room or making out on the beach, guests at Lexington Hills Monaco said that the couple (we cannot be just typed that!) were unable to contain their sudden public displays of affection. Not only that but that they were vocally discussing their future!

Is he aware of who he is dealing with, the woman that nearly drove Patrick Delton into a drug addiction?

We are not going to lie though, we can't wait to see how this will go up in flames!

Break Up Week Continues! Claudia & Patrick Are Done!

We don't know what's in the water these people are drinking but we are happy for the fodder!

Our prayers have been answered!

Claudia Weiss has finally seen the light and has dumped assmunch Patrick Delton after merely one week of dating!

REJOICE!

Now that Claudia is a free agent, she will most likely go back to Anthony Delton and engage Jacqueline Reinard in the ultimate battle for his heart!

As for Patrick, will he finally hook up with his sex-cretary Eleonora Milazzo or will a certain scorned sister make her claim?

We can't wait!

Jacqueline Officially Dumps Jack... For Good!

Jacqueline Reinard's pussy is no longer confused!

She has finally made a choice and that choice is... dumping Jack Lexington for Anthony Delton!

Poor Jack can't catch a break!

A barista at the Starbucks where Jacqueline did the dumping (KLASSY WE KNOW) let us know that it was short and bittersweet as she told Jack that he was like a male version of her (you're so vain you need to fuck the male you?) and that in the end, even without knowing just how compatible sexually Anthony and her are really, she's decided that after playing and destroying his heart for six years she's grown tired of it.

How benevolent of Queen Jackie!

And here's the best part...

She hopes they can remain friends and actually work together in the future!

BITCH, plz.

The only thing Jack would want to do in the near future with you is never see you again!

Will Anthony finally give her the time of day? That depends if closeted nympho Elizabeth Stokes allows it!

Spotted!

Spotted!: Claudia Weiss running into the love of her life Anthony Delton at their favorite gastropub, The Harwood Arms, for the first time since she told him she was giving up on him a few days prior.

The hostess assumed they were meeting each other and actually guided Claudia to where Anthony was sitting with bff, Alessandro Milazzo!

Awkward!

Come on Claudia! See the light and get back together with Anthony!

Make us believe once again that love DOES overcome all!

Aria & Jamie Break Up!

Aria Milazzo and Jamie Weiss have officially called it quits!

Say it ain't so!

The rumor mill was already buzzing with the news that the wedding of the century had been cancelled by Jamie after certain family issues were brought to light.

What we didn't expect was that Aria would be the one to officially end the nearly 8 year romance!

Then again we shouldn't really be surprised.

An unnamed source confirmed to us exclusively that Jack "Homewrecker" Lexington and his infamous kisses were the real reason behind the break up!

Scandalous!

Now that Jamie is single, we wonder when Belle Marie will make her move.

Jack already has! And he wants his ex-wife back!

Patrick and Claudia Hooked Up! Um... WTF?!

We just received confirmation that Patrick Delton is a full-fledged masochist!

Before our weekend getaway, Claudia Weiss was head over heels in love with Anthony Delton, playa du jour, while Patrick Delton has wanted to get in Claudia’s pants since he met her. He calls it “love” though!

Right.

Now that we’re back, we are finding out that Patrick "I'm Pathetically In Love With Someone Who Doesn't Feel The Same Way" Delton, is currently in a 'serious' relationship with Claudia!

What the effing fuck?!

Word on the street is that she gave up on Anthony so she could give Patrick a real chance!

For what point or purpose? It truly escapes our reasoning.

We personally believe that Patrick and his new sex-cretary, Eleonora Milazzo, would make a much cuter and balanced couple.

After all, she has proven from the beginning that she would actually WANT Patrick, not like Claudia who has CLEARLY proven the love of her life is Anthony.

How do we put this gently? We don't like them together... AT ALL.

We want Claudia back with Anthony! Who else is going to provide us with awesome catfights with Jacqueline!?

Patrick, we are sending you our copy of "He's Just Not That Into You". And Aretha Franklin's song "R-E-S-P-E-C-T"!

Here’s hoping you can take a hint!

Happy 100 Posts To Us!

It's official!

Gossip Guy has 100 posts! And because you don't reach such an important milestone without a big reveal we're going to tell you a very well kept secret until now...



We have exclusive information and paperwork that proves that the lovely speshul snowflake, Belle Marie Weiss, is not an actual Weiss. Not by blood at least.

And it gets better...

We've always found it a bit INTENSE just how much she gravitates towards 'little brother' Isaac James Weiss.

Some of the Weiss household staff have even gone to say that Snowflake is in love with Jamie and that her forbidden love was the reason she ran away to New York!

JUICY!

Happy Friday everyone!

The Ultimate How-To-Break-Up-Couples Guide!

How To Break Up Couples In 3 Simple Steps (Jack Style!)



Step 1: Meet a desperate teenager trying to become an actress while being confused about the man back home. Pop her cherry. Make her forget about said man. Have sex with her like every day is judgement day. Be with her for six years as her animated vibrator. Make her fall in love with you. Realize said woman doesn't know who she wants. Engage in fun flirtation as the girl actively pursues the other guy. Make her jealous every time, all the time. Even when she thinks she wants to be with the other guy, grab her and slam her against a wall and remind her who gave her first orgasm by example. And while she's making up her mind...



Step 2: Decide that the completely asexual girlfriend of the man who is between you and your fuck buddy becoming an actual couple is an object of your interest. Take her out on a series of dates so she can start growing feelings for you. Make up a special nickname for her. Afterwards, try to make a pass at her. When she shoots you down because, DUH- she has a boyfriend, make a fuss and swear you will never speak to her again. The mind fuck will be so big that she will go to you in the middle of the night and realize she likes you real bad. Get her dumped. Move in with her. Once you've stolen her, decide she's actually still too green to be in a 'grown up' relationship with you. Move unto the best friend.



Step 3: Bond with a gorgeous blonde woman who is the best friend of the asexual being and is engaged to her hot tempered brother. Come to the conclusion that you two have sucky privileged lives and that you love her legs. Get a really inappropriate crush. Desire her legs wrapped around you. Go to Las Vegas with her and get married because you just like pleasing sad women who haven't gotten married. Get an annulment. Get beat up by the fiancee. Don't learn your lesson. Attempt to get a threesome between asexual being and engaged best friend. Do everything in your power so that wedding doesn't happen and she ends up in your bed.

The Ultimate How-To-Be-A-Playa Guide!

How To Be A Playa In 3 Simple Steps (Anthony Style!)


Jacqueline

Step 1: Remember the ex that broke your heart? Decide you still want her in your life, turn the tables, and make her pursue you like a puppy dog. Move in with her. Kiss her sweetly and blush so she thinks you're sensitive instead of the sleezeball you actually are. After some wit-less banter, decide your dick needs some action and slam her against a wall where you will proceed to tongue-fuck her. Realize that your tongue down her throat is not enough and rub yourself against her so hard your clothes will spontaneously combust for at least five entire minutes. Don't let her come. Leave her panting and wanting more.

Bonus Step: Get interrupted by a call from your fuck buddy on your cellphone. That makes her remember that you're still prime meat.


Elizabeth

Step 2: With your super penile powers, make a delusional sociopath fall head over heels for you. Thanks to your talents, she will start giving a fuck about her appearance and explore her much hotter side. Go to where she works and kiss her in front of the staff she spends so much time trying to intimidate with her mean stare and pretty much render her a blushing mass of a strawberry. Tell her you'll see her tonight for possible cherry popping.


Elizabeth... again.

Bonus Step:Take a cute picture of her with your cellphone and assume no one will see it so you can enjoy it in private... until someone hacks your phone and sends to your favorite gossip source!


Claudia

Step 3: Between the dry humping in the morning and the cherry popping at night, schedule a lunch and an afternoon fuck with your favorite fuck buddy who just happens to be completely in love with you. Prove you're happy to see her as to not shatter her hopes for the 15th time and kiss her on the street in front of the institute where the desperate actress and sociopath are currently held.

And that's how you do it, boys and girls!

Hospital Showdown!

And the claws come out!

Someone just sent us a tip about how the shit hit the fan in the hospital where Jack Lexington is currently admitted.

According to an unnamed source that works there, Jacqueline Reinard showed up at Jack's room and acted like Queen of Sheba, even telling him that she was going to spend the night to keep him company! Only little snowflake Belle Marie Weiss wasn't having it and outright told Jacqueline that her presence wasn't required or desired!

OUCH!

Poor Jackie!

You can pretty much guess Jacqueline didn't like that one bit and proceeded to explain to the mere mortal how she can do whatever she pleases!

We were quite surprised to know that Snowflake held her own and even called out Queen Jackie on how a not so fortuitous phone call from her part caused the rupture between Belle and Anthony Delton!

Snowflake, didn't you get the memo? You're playing with the big girls now. And this is how the queen plays!

Jacqueline left the hospital vowing she would be on Jack's side the following night.

Now we wonder... what would a conscious Jack have to say about this?

Spotted!

Spotted: Belle Marie Weiss arriving at an undisclosed posh London hospital to see beat up Jack Lexington.

Great moment to show him how much you care about him above everyone else, snowflake!

Aria & Jamie Reconciled!

Eight months at sea, one failed marriage, and one beat up Jack Lexington later, Aria Milazzo and Isaac James "Jamie" Weiss were caught in the streets of London sharing a very passionate reconciliation kiss!

Words of love were exchanged as they held each other in a tru wuv embrace!

Aww!

Even we teared up! Seems like all mistakes, marriages, and sailors are in the past!

Now Jamie... set the date! We want an invite to that wedding!

Jack & Aria: Shortest Marriage Ever!

Less than 24 hours into their marriage, Aria Lexington Milazzo and Jack Lexington met in an attorney's office this morning and have officially annulled their marriage!

Aw!

We thought they kinda made a cute couple!

Here's hoping the annulment eases Jamie's anger!

Spotted!

Spotted: Isaac James Weiss boarding a plane and heading to London!

UH-OH!

Someone is going to get their ass kicked!

What happens in Vegas…

Stays in Gossip Guy!

What happens when you mix alcohol, drugs, and a group of unsuspecting users? The best night in their lives AND Gossip Guy history, of course!

Maintenance crew for the famous Bellagio fountains encountered sexy professor Randall Lexington on top of a mattress floating in the quintessential Vegas landmark.

Buck naked!

Whenever he was reached and they attempted to remove him from the water, he would try to paddle away using his hands while saying that he wanted his heart to go on to Celine Dion!

And where exactly was his chipmunk of a girlfriend?

Eli Lexington and Zachary Percy attempted to declare their love before the state of Nevada by trying to get married in The Little White Chapel! Witnesses say they were seen holding hands, smooching and swaying from side to side.

We always figured there was something funky gay about Eli!

However, since it is technically illegal to marry same sex partners in Nevada, Eli had to comfort his broken gay heart with none other than Michaela Stokes, Randall’s blonde bombshell girlfriend!

Oh yes!

After the wedding was a no go and Randall was too busy belting a mash up between “My Heart Will Go On” and “Singing In The Rain” at the fountains, Eli and Michaela’s lips and genitals met for the first time!

According to the source, they made out on every corner of the hotel and ran as quickly as their drunken bodies would allow to the elevator and that’s the last time they were seen!

OUCH.

Well, we had heard that the Lexingtons shared EVERYTHING!

While Eli couldn’t revive his father’s tradition, one of his brothers sure did! And with a blonde no less!

Meet Aria Milazzo, fiancée of Isaac James Weiss AND the new Mrs. Jack Lexington!

An Elvis impersonator married Aria and Jack while Patrick Delton and Belle Marie Weiss served as best man and maid of honor respectively!

We personally expected Jack to get hitched to Belle but… we guess not?!

Witnesses say they were talking bitching and moaning all night about how their respective lives sucked. While it is not clear who had the brilliant idea, Aria was heard screaming “He’s gonna give me a ring!” over and over while Jack laughed his ass off.

OH BOY.

The wedding celebration was cut short when Patrick decided to stick his tongue down a policewoman’s throat and ended up in slammer!

A source let us know that after the wedding, Aria said she’d always wanted to have a honeymoon in Venice and proceeded to pass out inside one of the gondolas in the canal inside the Venetian Hotel.

What about Jack you ask?

Bestie Belle replaced her best friend at the wedding party AND night!

SPICY!

As for bodacious Bianca Milazzo, she disappeared for hours upon hours!

Some say that Zachary tried to kiss her but she went all karate kid on him, hit him in the mister and then disappeared with some random stranger who insisted she teach him to cook... or was it cooch?

We love ourselves an italian whore!

Overall rating of this hot mess of an outing: A++++!

We knew the new generation wouldn't disappoint us!

UPDATE: Bianca Milazzo has been found! She had checked into the wrong hotel and created quite a ruckus when staff wasn't able to produce a room immediately! The manager got some boob service and got her a premier suite. At least someone had a nice night!

Spotted! Anthony Edition!

Spotted: Jacqueline Reinard and Anthony Delton at Nobu out on a romantic dinner!

Aww. Let's try not to vomit!

They were seen holding hands and staring into their eyes.

And thanks to some very gossipy patron we got a few juicy tidbits of the conversation:

"Jacqueline, it's nice to be here like this."

"I agree."

"No buts?"

"No Anthony, no buts, not anymore."

"Should I tell you what you haven't told you in 6 years? ... I really missed you."

"So have I."

"I need you in my life, Jacqueline."

"I don't want anything to come between us, Anthony."

Sounds like a bad soap opera but we shouldn't be surprised! It is Jacqueline after all.

Our snitch let us know that they agreed to finally seal the deal... TONIGHT!

Good to know Jack's out of the country for her to do the nasty with Anthony Christ.

The Gods have finally heard Jacqueline's prayer!

Spotted!

Spotted: Jack Lexington arriving at Heathrow Airport.



Spotted: Belle Marie Weiss on Heathrow Airport's security checkpoint.

They were both seen walking towards the same gate.

Where are they going? Who knows!

Guess Jack finally listened to us!

Jacqueline Responds to Anthony & Renders Jack Obsolete!

It just got good!

Jacqueline Reinard seems to be taking decisive steps (a first for her we are sure!) towards a real future with Anthony Delton!

A source close to the pair said that the two were seen speaking candidly about their lives and their future, a perfect opportunity for Jacqueline to say what everyone was waiting for: “Anthony, I need you!”

Best part?

When Anthony inquired about her supposedly current squeeze, Jack Lexington, she told him “Jack is not a sure thing”.



W-H-A-T?

After six years of you chasing her like a dog, you ain’t a sure thing?!

Shit.

Word of advice for Jack: get the hell out of there, or at least go with the one speshul snowflake that cheated on the descendent of Norse Gods for you. One of those girls seems to know what they’re doing!

Spotted!

Spotted: Anthony Delton, leaving fair virgin Elizabeth Stokes' humble palace at 1 pm after having a romantic dinner at Bocca di Lupo and pulling an all-nighter together.

GO TONY GO!

Say... wasn't he supposed to meet up with Claudia Weiss this morning for some much needed coffee and conversation?

Guess Sir Anthony's playing favorites again!

Anthony’s Counterattack! “I Love You Jackie!”

Raise your glass and cheer to the newest asshole in the block!

After a romantically desperate confession by Claudia Weiss, Anthony “Sleazeball” Delton returns the favor and confesses… to Jacqueline Reinard!

HOLY HELL.

GG has exclusively confirmed that AJ went to the love nest he shares with Hollywood’s latest ho, Jacqueline Reinard, and told her the words she has been waiting for 6 years!

It makes sense. The rumor mill is going crazy with the news that Anthony is producing a movie for the sole reason of making Jacqueline win that elusive Oscar. What we never got was why Jack Lexington, Jacqueline’s current boytoy, and Belle Marie Weiss, Anthony’s speshul snowflake ex are in the same project!

Oh well. Claudia, guess you have an answer!

Claudia Confesses “Anthony, I LOVE YOU”!

Guess Elizabeth is gonna stay a virgin for a while longer!

Sources say that princely Anthony Delton and his would-go-gay-for-him bff, Alessandro Milazzo were having a quiet and unsuspecting lunch in trendy restaurant Murano when our favorite trouble maker, Claudia Weiss, popped out of the bushes and declared her undying love for Anthony... in front of the entire restaurant!

Patrons gasped a loud as she screamed that she had been in love with him since high school and that she wasn’t going to let him go!

Before poor AJ could respond, Claudia ran off from the terrace into a dark car and disappeared!

How scandalous!

Who will you choose Sir Anthony? Razzie winner Jacqueline, virgin queen Elizabeth or Pandora’s twin sister Claudia?

Remember, it takes two to tango! …or maybe four!

Spotted!

Spotted: Claudia Weiss leaving hot spot Mahiki looking unfriendly, upset, and completely devastated!

Baby, no amount of alcohol will be able to get rid of the fact that the love of your life found someone better to replace you with! But keep bar hopping if that makes you feel better!

Guess that's what happens to really bad girls. They just don't get what they want!

AJ Is A Mind & Virgin Fucker!

Anthony "Mind Fucker" Delton is a serious candidate for this year’s most popular mental disorder, bipolarity.

Said hot blonde has been spotted making various visits to a certain lab where our favorite late 20’s virgin, Elizabeth "I don't know what or where a clitoris is" Stokes, works.

Sources say the visits were completely PG but we know better! Mr. I-don’t-know-how-to-flirt-but-have-15-women-under-my-belt is well known for his stealth approach to women. However, when asked, he says he wants nothing but to help Elizabeth. And he’s quite insistent on making us understand the HE WANTS NOTHING.

This is the same man that has told Claudia "Forever Alone" Weiss he only sees her as a friend and then changes his tune long enough to fuck her.

If he really wants NOTHING, how come that doesn’t explain why he was seen this very night going into the institute looking like a GQ model? Is this the beginning of a new romance and/or a catastrophic train wreck we can't peel our eyes off?

We bet he really does wants to help. Help her cash her V card that is!

Be careful, Elizabeth! We heard he carries a H-U-G-E package!

ROLL CALL!

Let me introduce a few of our current cast of characters in this hot mess of a soap opera:



Anthony Jeremiah Delton, hot piece of ass, unlucky in love (and sex!) and Delton heir extraordinaire!

Was dumped by this girl:



Jacqueline "MY PUSSY IS CONFUSED" Reinard

Was cheated on by this girl:



Belle Marie "SPESHUL SLUT SNOWFLAKE" Weiss

Was fooled, chased and practically raped by this girl:



Claudia "I AM WHORE HEAR ME ROAR" Weiss

Is crushing hard after this girl:



Elizabeth "VIRGIN MARY AT 20 SOMETHING" Stokes

Y U NO DATE BLONDES ANTHONY? They might actually correspond your feelings OR perhaps not leave you for a certain JACK OF ALL TRADES.