Spotted!

Spotted: Anthony Delton, leaving fair virgin Elizabeth Stokes' humble palace at 1 pm after having a romantic dinner at Bocca di Lupo and pulling an all-nighter together.

GO TONY GO!

Say... wasn't he supposed to meet up with Claudia Weiss this morning for some much needed coffee and conversation?

Guess Sir Anthony's playing favorites again!

Anthony’s Counterattack! “I Love You Jackie!”

Raise your glass and cheer to the newest asshole in the block!

After a romantically desperate confession by Claudia Weiss, Anthony “Sleazeball” Delton returns the favor and confesses… to Jacqueline Reinard!

HOLY HELL.

GG has exclusively confirmed that AJ went to the love nest he shares with Hollywood’s latest ho, Jacqueline Reinard, and told her the words she has been waiting for 6 years!

It makes sense. The rumor mill is going crazy with the news that Anthony is producing a movie for the sole reason of making Jacqueline win that elusive Oscar. What we never got was why Jack Lexington, Jacqueline’s current boytoy, and Belle Marie Weiss, Anthony’s speshul snowflake ex are in the same project!

Oh well. Claudia, guess you have an answer!

Claudia Confesses “Anthony, I LOVE YOU”!

Guess Elizabeth is gonna stay a virgin for a while longer!

Sources say that princely Anthony Delton and his would-go-gay-for-him bff, Alessandro Milazzo were having a quiet and unsuspecting lunch in trendy restaurant Murano when our favorite trouble maker, Claudia Weiss, popped out of the bushes and declared her undying love for Anthony... in front of the entire restaurant!

Patrons gasped a loud as she screamed that she had been in love with him since high school and that she wasn’t going to let him go!

Before poor AJ could respond, Claudia ran off from the terrace into a dark car and disappeared!

How scandalous!

Who will you choose Sir Anthony? Razzie winner Jacqueline, virgin queen Elizabeth or Pandora’s twin sister Claudia?

Remember, it takes two to tango! …or maybe four!

Spotted!

Spotted: Claudia Weiss leaving hot spot Mahiki looking unfriendly, upset, and completely devastated!

Baby, no amount of alcohol will be able to get rid of the fact that the love of your life found someone better to replace you with! But keep bar hopping if that makes you feel better!

Guess that's what happens to really bad girls. They just don't get what they want!

AJ Is A Mind & Virgin Fucker!

Anthony "Mind Fucker" Delton is a serious candidate for this year’s most popular mental disorder, bipolarity.

Said hot blonde has been spotted making various visits to a certain lab where our favorite late 20’s virgin, Elizabeth "I don't know what or where a clitoris is" Stokes, works.

Sources say the visits were completely PG but we know better! Mr. I-don’t-know-how-to-flirt-but-have-15-women-under-my-belt is well known for his stealth approach to women. However, when asked, he says he wants nothing but to help Elizabeth. And he’s quite insistent on making us understand the HE WANTS NOTHING.

This is the same man that has told Claudia "Forever Alone" Weiss he only sees her as a friend and then changes his tune long enough to fuck her.

If he really wants NOTHING, how come that doesn’t explain why he was seen this very night going into the institute looking like a GQ model? Is this the beginning of a new romance and/or a catastrophic train wreck we can't peel our eyes off?

We bet he really does wants to help. Help her cash her V card that is!

Be careful, Elizabeth! We heard he carries a H-U-G-E package!

ROLL CALL!

Let me introduce a few of our current cast of characters in this hot mess of a soap opera:



Anthony Jeremiah Delton, hot piece of ass, unlucky in love (and sex!) and Delton heir extraordinaire!

Was dumped by this girl:



Jacqueline "MY PUSSY IS CONFUSED" Reinard

Was cheated on by this girl:



Belle Marie "SPESHUL SLUT SNOWFLAKE" Weiss

Was fooled, chased and practically raped by this girl:



Claudia "I AM WHORE HEAR ME ROAR" Weiss

Is crushing hard after this girl:



Elizabeth "VIRGIN MARY AT 20 SOMETHING" Stokes

Y U NO DATE BLONDES ANTHONY? They might actually correspond your feelings OR perhaps not leave you for a certain JACK OF ALL TRADES.

I'm Baaack!

Dear New Slut Generation,

Did you really think I was going to JUST sit here and watch? Did you really think you were going to be rid of me?

Guess again!

xoxo,

Gossip Guy