Lucille's Plan to Steal Caroline's Life is Almost Complete!

We can almost hear the checklist clicking off in her head!

Steal Husband ✓

Steal Friends ✓

Steal Life [PENDING]

After their dubiously romantic hook up, Lucille "Other Woman™" Stokes Delton and Nathaniel "No-longer-a-Pothead" Percy are trying to keep a low profile as to not bring attention to their love affair.

You know, besides the fact that they hooked up while a building burned to the ground.

TOTES SUBTLE!

On Saturday night, mental institution escapee Lucille followed Veronique "Sober-for-the-next-five-seconds" Reinard and Penelope Natalia de la Rosa Santa de Castilla Vidal Solís to Minetta Tavern. Ca$holine's friends had no choice but to indulge her in conversation.

Sources say they kept the cocktails coming and soon reached the subject of relationships, which made Lucille visibly recoil.

Rumors have been flying that Nathaniel is unhappy with their arrangement because it isn’t an actual relationship! Some could say that Lousy is not in the mood to be in a relationship just yet.

We can't blame her.

We wouldn't be in the mood for a relationship just yet considering neither her or Crocodile Dundee Ethan Stokes have actually filed for divorce!

But, that's totally ok, right?

What can we say? Emotionally & literally unavailable women are totally Nathaniel's type!