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Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Elena Rizek is Getting Married!



Rumors are swirling that caramel princess Elena Rizek has purchased a marriage license. Not only that, she has also set up an appointment in City Hall for tomorrow in the afternoon! 

Only very close friends have been informed to show up for an undisclosed 'something'. Close friends that somehow include former Shamu understudy Marie Bellay.

Say what?

Guess we missed the memo when these two buried the hatchet.

Question in our minds is… who is the guy that Elena is marrying? 

After all, former would-be duchess is not actively seeing anyone. Could it be that she’s succumbed to desperation and is going to tie the knot with fuck buddy LeoNERDo Delton? It can’t be that she’s rekindled the flame with the prince of our hearts, Giovanni Milazzo. He’s currently busy giving that poor woman a chance.

No wonder we couldn’t find anything on the secret man because it turns out... she’s marrying a woman!

We didn't even know she was bi!


Longtime friend and professional burger flipper, Madeline St. Martin is the lucky bride!



We are totally down with this rainbow!

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