McMarried!!

We told you there would be a trip but not this!

Just when you thought you'd seen it all from Kyle "McVegas" Alexander, the playboy heir has gotten married in Sin City with none other than his week free sex pass, Veronique Reinard!

The wedding plan was apparently hatched Wednesday night while Kyle and Veronique were boozing it up (and we mean BOOZING IT UP) at Solaris, the hip club in the Lexington Hills Casino Hotel. The club's bouncers got word that Mr. Lex wanted a limo. One of the hotel's limos was provided, being driven by a hotel bellman (who reportedly walked Veronique down the isle), who shuttled the couple to the Little White Wedding Chapel, the famous quick-hitch place.

Wasn't anyone there to stop them?! Apparently not! And before you go apeshit on us we have the marriage license to prove it!



The honeymoon, such as it was, took place back at a luxury suite at the Lex-Hills immediately after the wedding. We're expecting an annulment ANY minute now!