Juicy Rumor is Juicy!

There is something very juicy circulating in the rumor mill. About a certain socialite and a certain playboy hooking up AGAIN over the weekend. They had broken up in March and reconciled quietly.

That might be true and all. She IS known for recycling men.

However can you explain... if he has a girlfriend who is NON-BLONDE... who the hell is he cuddling it up with in this picture?!

Splitsville! ... Already?!

Oh man. That lasted less than a New York minute!

After four measly months of dating, Marie Bellay and Jason Weiss are calling it QUITS. Neither party would say why but we are guessing Marie didn't put out or Jason discovered his true calling: MEN.

Rumors have it that Jason just couldn't deal with Marie's pathetic undying love for number 1 playboy, Kyle Lexington.

Doll, that man is just not that into you so LET IT DIE!

We wonder who she'll latch unto next!

New Couple Alert!

Well smack our asses and call us Judy! Seems to us like these people are taking recycling to a whole other level! Or should we say... keeping it in the family?

Y'all remember, hunkalicious with sensitive on the side Nathaniel Percy right? Who dated Katrina Milazzo, slut galore? Well he's stepping away from the socialites and going into the intellectuals! Who would've thought? We think he is seriously interested in putting his peen in action!

After being single for almost a year, our favorite pot smoker extraordinaire is in cahoots with Eric Delton's ex fiancee, Anna Milazzo. Who just happens to be Katrina Milazzo's younger (AND HOTTER) sister.

They were seen talking up a storm in the streets of the city, with Nathan Satan asking her to go back to his apartment. She agreed!

We love happy endings... in bed!

Spotted!

SPOTTED: Rudyard Stocker Weiss looking rather faboosh with mint green pants on this fine Sunday morning with an unknown female companion. They were seen strolling around the city then went to have some brunch.

Christmas came early!

Ashley and Draven = CAHOOTS?

That's no blue eyed beauty in her arms!

ASShley Vasser has put french delight Rink Reinard in a shelf and took out her favorite old and used up purse out for a night on the town. Yes, we're talking about Draven USE-ME-AS-YOU-PLEASE Pierson.

Touring and performing on nearly empty venues must have made them grow closer.

We might have said this before but it's time Rink looks for a new pussy girlfriend!

Spotted!

Spotted: Veronique Reinard, post-Kyle breakup, looking very sober (~GASP~) this morning as she arrived at Gold's Gym for her daily workout.

No substitute man has been spotted so far. PLACE YOUR BETS! ... or watch your boyfriends!

Lucy No More?

Who effing fuck is this? Why... it's Lucille SKANKLICIOUS Delton! Or is it Piucelli...? We don't know anymore.

She did a major overhaul to her looks, chopping her locks and changing it to a dark color... which we gotta say doesn't look half bad. We're actually kinda digging it.

What we're not digging is the reasons for the change. Apparently, Lucy had some sort of breakdown a few weeks ago that landed her in a HOSPITAL! The Delton clan wanted to keep it on the qt, saying she had 'pneumonia'. That's usually code for 'drugs' but... our Skanky doesn't seem the type to get high. We tried to get to the bottom of this but so far the papers are marked confidential.

Do you really think a PNEUMONIA should be classified as confidential? Just putting that out there.

So after the hospital stint, she disappears for a little while and resurfaces in Milan under a new name: Lucia Piucelli. Supposedly she's still working as a designer and she wanted to get away from all the 'stress' of her rich and fabulous life. Would you look at that.

Oh well LUCIA, you'll always be our Skanky! <3 And we hope you're getting better.