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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Lucy No More?

Who effing fuck is this? Why... it's Lucille SKANKLICIOUS Delton! Or is it Piucelli...? We don't know anymore.

She did a major overhaul to her looks, chopping her locks and changing it to a dark color... which we gotta say doesn't look half bad. We're actually kinda digging it.

What we're not digging is the reasons for the change. Apparently, Lucy had some sort of breakdown a few weeks ago that landed her in a HOSPITAL! The Delton clan wanted to keep it on the qt, saying she had 'pneumonia'. That's usually code for 'drugs' but... our Skanky doesn't seem the type to get high. We tried to get to the bottom of this but so far the papers are marked confidential.

Do you really think a PNEUMONIA should be classified as confidential? Just putting that out there.

So after the hospital stint, she disappears for a little while and resurfaces in Milan under a new name: Lucia Piucelli. Supposedly she's still working as a designer and she wanted to get away from all the 'stress' of her rich and fabulous life. Would you look at that.

Oh well LUCIA, you'll always be our Skanky! <3 And we hope you're getting better.

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