Veronique Reinard and Nathaniel Percy PAArty in Miami!

While his best friend practically brother kissed a skank and liked it, Mr. Nathaniel Percy was seen partying up a storm with his ORP (Open Relationship Partner or whatever the fuck... we normal people call it fuck buddies) Veronique Reinard and frenemy Brigitte Larnault.

The source that sent this picture confirmed that they were pAArtying Friday night in Miami club B.E.D. until the wee hours of the morning. Veronique and Nathaniel were seen holding hands and talking into each other's ears all night long. Seems like Veronique's supposed alcohol problem is a group thing.

Yes, we also thought that Veronique was still with yummy manwhore Kyle Lexington but it seems it has gone to greener pastures. Either that or they are having a WONDERFULLY open relationship where they can fuck the world and still be a pretend couple.

We personally don't care!

Christian Percy and Lucille Delton Kiss!

Guess who we caught SMOOCHING up a storm in the new trendy Mint Bar in the UK?

Lord Christian 'TIGHT ASS' Percy aka one of our future husbands and Lucille 'SKANK' Delton! Witnesses confirm that the two were seen talking discreetly when they shared a rather intimate kiss in front of onlookers! And here we thought you were very careful with your reputation Chris!

Seems like he's well on his way to forget his no-longer-lesbian girlfriend Caterina Rizek and going straight for the sister of one of his rumored arch-nemesis!

Way to go Christian!

OH NOES

LE GASP!

Oh dears!

I have been one very bad gossip queen haven't I? All the rich, famous, gorgeous and desperate have been at peace for too long. After all, misbehaving without anyone to call them out on their shit makes life way too boring, don't you think?

Worry not dears, I am back with my fierce-o-meter reaching new heights!

Gossip Guy's back, bitches!

Eric Delton and Caterina Rizek in the Lot!

We think that Alphapuff is pretending to be straight in these pictures though we can't deny that they both look adorable together!





Caterina Rizek and Eric Delton were seen goofing around in the school's parking lot being fashionable and fierce. Weird enough, we think they actually look hot together! Sexual tension sizzling from every pore. Here's hoping they shared a steamy kiss that got rid of any bad impression our lackluster prince left on Cat!

Seems to us like he's also an equal opportunity lover as darling lez Maxine Suarez was in the shot. We still think that Puff Puff and Max are breaking the thermometers with that steamy look!

His Sweet Nines!

HOW DOES HE DO THIS?!

Because a threesome would've been too easy...?!

Yes, that's right. You are looking at the photographic evidence of a wacky sex-filled rendez-vous trip to a private island starring Mr. Sex-on-legs Lexington! All these beach beauties have been banged by Kyle Lexington! And what makes this Summer Olympics worthy is that he did them all in a two week PERIOD! Looks like he isn't willing to lose precious summer time... (unlike SOME people!)

By the time September rolls by, the women won't be able to fit in a single picture! Keep it up Kyle!

And yes... we are still GAWKING.

Guess Who?

What resident bad boy has been paying frequent visits to his frenemy, a very yummy heir, after hours and leaving bright in the morning before any STS can see him?

The bad boy and the heir have been seen everywhere together from McDonald's to the BV Mall parking lot and going into the privacy of the heir's dorm room. They have grown to be unexpectedly close.

No Shinning Armor In LezLand!

Has the little Kit Kat turned lez on us?!

Caterina Rizek is infamously known for the nurse routine she did for our prince charming, Giovanni Milazzo, back at the beginning of the month when he was still bed-ridden in his house. Surely you all thought that they would be hooking up by now. Well no peeps. Our prince is still nursing his broken heart and Kit Kat sent him straight to hell after all the waiting she did for him to come around so she's off to get hers in someone else! Another WOMAN to be more specific... fellow classmate Maxine Suarez!

We'll just say the picture speaks for itself!

That's a bit lackluster for our shiny prince. We can't help but be disappointed. Your ex left so move on with your life! We mean, why sleep with KK if you won't get involved? -le sigh- I guess they can't all be perfect!