OH NOES

LE GASP!

Oh dears!

I have been one very bad gossip queen haven't I? All the rich, famous, gorgeous and desperate have been at peace for too long. After all, misbehaving without anyone to call them out on their shit makes life way too boring, don't you think?

Worry not dears, I am back with my fierce-o-meter reaching new heights!

Gossip Guy's back, bitches!