Spotted (Ryan & Aria Edition)!

Spotted!: Ryan Delton and Aria Milazzo, acting an awful lot like a couple in New York City, Tuesday night at the 2011 Turnaround For Children benefit dinner at The Plaza Hotel.

Witnesses say they arrived together and did not leave each other's side the entire night.

Good to know that not even a week-long fuckfest in Bali can keep this reconnected couple from their social calendars!

Calling All Bachelors! Bianca Is Lonely and Horny!

Seems like the curse of Anna Milazzo has been passed down to her daughters!

Take boobilicious second born, Bianca Milazzo. Gorgeous, curvaceous, and with an ass that won't quit. Surely, she would be the perfect match for any of our bachelors, right?

However, she's only been few weeks in our messy group and already she's had her heart broken by swine Patrick Delton!

For only a swine would bring a girl such as Bianca to meet his parents, have dinner with the family, and then, quite unceremoniously, dump her for her younger sister, Eleonora Milazzo!

Not only that but he himself has said that the encounter meant nothing!

OUCH.

We are not sure how they do things in Canada but over here, meeting the parents means a one way ticket to relationship-ville!

Poor Bianca has had no choice but to vent out her frustrations through her blog and create delectable dishes that she gets to enjoy... ALL ALONE.

Surely someone will be able to comfort this overtly sexual creature. Could it be detestable snake Zachary Percy who has been rumored to be involved with younger sister Daniella Milazzo? or heartfelt idiot William Stokes who created a robot to make sure he would be matched with Bianca and somehow managed to fail miserably?

Our money is on the snake! After all, men would do anything for a threesome!

Spotted!

Spotted!: Ryan Delton, away from the old ball and chain, accompanying ex-girlfriend Aria Milazzo in a weekend getaway in Bali.

The pair, above looking drop dead gorgeous, seemed to be doing a much needed catching up in the balcony before quickly disappearing into their hotel room!

Ay caramba!

You know what they say, where there was a fire... ashes will remain.

Oh we certainly hope so!

How does it feel to not have a psychopath attached to you 24/7, Ryan? Great we bet! Even greater when you have your blonde bombshell ex-girlfriend by your side!

Come on Ry! Revive the good old days with your womanizing ways we know and love!

We're sure you miss her it!

Claudia's Latest Hook-Up: Jack!

After being dumped by Jacqueline Reinard, one would assume that Jack Lexington would take some time to heal his broken heart, rekindle his romance with his more than willing ex-wife, Aria Milazzo, and stay away from impetuous 21 year olds, right?

WRONG!

The universe and Claudia Weiss had very different plans for him!

Paparazzis that are permanently staked outside Jack's flat reported to us exclusively that Claudia spent the night there, trying to extort some kind of a love confession from Jack... right after he had been unceremoniously dumped by Jacqueline!

Claudia, y u a sadist!?

It's not like he can do anything about the fact that he actually likes you against his will, right?

Jack, tired of all this child's play and exhausted of having his heart broken by Anthony's loyal followers, took off to Monaco to mend his heart. This is part where we expected Aria to come and pick up the pieces. Except... saboteur du jour Claudia did it for her!

Say whaaaaa?

After driving him away from London, Claudia went to Monaco to pick herself a cowboy! And what's more surprising... Jack agreed to this madness!

From chasing him from the casino floor into his hotel room or making out on the beach, guests at Lexington Hills Monaco said that the couple (we cannot be just typed that!) were unable to contain their sudden public displays of affection. Not only that but that they were vocally discussing their future!

Is he aware of who he is dealing with, the woman that nearly drove Patrick Delton into a drug addiction?

We are not going to lie though, we can't wait to see how this will go up in flames!

Break Up Week Continues! Claudia & Patrick Are Done!

We don't know what's in the water these people are drinking but we are happy for the fodder!

Our prayers have been answered!

Claudia Weiss has finally seen the light and has dumped assmunch Patrick Delton after merely one week of dating!

REJOICE!

Now that Claudia is a free agent, she will most likely go back to Anthony Delton and engage Jacqueline Reinard in the ultimate battle for his heart!

As for Patrick, will he finally hook up with his sex-cretary Eleonora Milazzo or will a certain scorned sister make her claim?

We can't wait!

Jacqueline Officially Dumps Jack... For Good!

Jacqueline Reinard's pussy is no longer confused!

She has finally made a choice and that choice is... dumping Jack Lexington for Anthony Delton!

Poor Jack can't catch a break!

A barista at the Starbucks where Jacqueline did the dumping (KLASSY WE KNOW) let us know that it was short and bittersweet as she told Jack that he was like a male version of her (you're so vain you need to fuck the male you?) and that in the end, even without knowing just how compatible sexually Anthony and her are really, she's decided that after playing and destroying his heart for six years she's grown tired of it.

How benevolent of Queen Jackie!

And here's the best part...

She hopes they can remain friends and actually work together in the future!

BITCH, plz.

The only thing Jack would want to do in the near future with you is never see you again!

Will Anthony finally give her the time of day? That depends if closeted nympho Elizabeth Stokes allows it!

Spotted!

Spotted!: Claudia Weiss running into the love of her life Anthony Delton at their favorite gastropub, The Harwood Arms, for the first time since she told him she was giving up on him a few days prior.

The hostess assumed they were meeting each other and actually guided Claudia to where Anthony was sitting with bff, Alessandro Milazzo!

Awkward!

Come on Claudia! See the light and get back together with Anthony!

Make us believe once again that love DOES overcome all!