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Thursday, July 25, 2013

James Weiss Saves People and Jumps Off Planes!


It's a bird! 

It's a plane! 

It's super James Weiss wingsuit gliding through the skies!

He seems to have recovered from a stunt gone terribly wrong at the set of one his client's the latest movie.

After dislocating his shoulder when he pulled out a worker from underneath a wreckage (Aww! Our hero!), a nearby explosion sent debris and shrapnel flying! Some of it hit James but luckily it only caused scratches on his neck and upper body. The same cannot be said about James' car, his pretty little Lamborghini Veneno was reduced to junk.

Ouchie!

In the event of such a near-death experience, one would expect his girlfirend, Eleonora Milazzo to force James to stay in the hospital where visitors included family, friends, sexcretaries and strangely a Michaela Stokes who seemed very concerned for his wellbeing. After all, that's what good girlfriends should do! They shouldn't be agreeing that James takes off his sling so soon and jumps off planes! Even if said "good" girlfriend accompanied him.

Cray-cray!

Rumors are circulating that James is trying to break Michaela into acting for God knows what reason. After all, marital bliss in Hicksville, Louisiana is all she wants to aspire to nowadays, riiiight?

All we know is that Mr. Weiss is leading quite the exciting life!

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