Ashley and Draven = CAHOOTS?

That's no blue eyed beauty in her arms!

ASShley Vasser has put french delight Rink Reinard in a shelf and took out her favorite old and used up purse out for a night on the town. Yes, we're talking about Draven USE-ME-AS-YOU-PLEASE Pierson.

Touring and performing on nearly empty venues must have made them grow closer.

We might have said this before but it's time Rink looks for a new pussy girlfriend!

Spotted!

Spotted: Veronique Reinard, post-Kyle breakup, looking very sober (~GASP~) this morning as she arrived at Gold's Gym for her daily workout.

No substitute man has been spotted so far. PLACE YOUR BETS! ... or watch your boyfriends!

Lucy No More?

Who effing fuck is this? Why... it's Lucille SKANKLICIOUS Delton! Or is it Piucelli...? We don't know anymore.

She did a major overhaul to her looks, chopping her locks and changing it to a dark color... which we gotta say doesn't look half bad. We're actually kinda digging it.

What we're not digging is the reasons for the change. Apparently, Lucy had some sort of breakdown a few weeks ago that landed her in a HOSPITAL! The Delton clan wanted to keep it on the qt, saying she had 'pneumonia'. That's usually code for 'drugs' but... our Skanky doesn't seem the type to get high. We tried to get to the bottom of this but so far the papers are marked confidential.

Do you really think a PNEUMONIA should be classified as confidential? Just putting that out there.

So after the hospital stint, she disappears for a little while and resurfaces in Milan under a new name: Lucia Piucelli. Supposedly she's still working as a designer and she wanted to get away from all the 'stress' of her rich and fabulous life. Would you look at that.

Oh well LUCIA, you'll always be our Skanky! <3 And we hope you're getting better.

Cupcake Love!

While some are ending, other relationships are beginning. We wonder how Kyle Lexington feels about this. We're LOVING IT.

His rumored ex-girlfriend, Marie Bellay, is now dating business tycoon and yummilicious Jason Weiss. The little sneaks have been hush hush about their relationship since meeting up in Tibet, China back in JANUARY. We know... the lengths she'd go for peen is admirable!

Thank goodness Miz Cupcake! Good to see our favorite social climber is back. We don't know what you were thinking shacking it up with family disgrace LeoNERDo Delton but good to see you're upping your game!

McOver!

We personally thought it would happen sooner, considering the quickie wedding (and subsequent divorce).

Veronique Reinard and Kyle Lexington have called it quits after just nine months of dating. Veronique confirmed it via her blog.

Sources say the couple called it quits over a phone call on Sunday afternoon after spending the Saturday night at an undisclosed location.

A few of their closed friends are a little surprised at the sudden break up.

"They had a really good thing going on. Kyle said he felt relaxed for the first time in a relationship. Veronique was taking cooking lessons just for him. There were even marriage talks." The snitch revealed exclusively to Gossip Guy.

However another source says the break up happened because Veronique just can't keep away from her ex-boyfriend, Nathaniel Percy! We reported that at the beginning of the month she was seen boozing it up with Nathan at Miami. Maybe that was the last straw for Kyle! Either that or karma for all his cheating.

We're gotta admit we're a little sad. They were one of our favorites!

Long Live Italy!

So apparently everyone that is anyone is in Miami for spring break! Right now we are just thankful that Italy has such a good uterus to give us a such a yummy example of a man.

Vincenzo Milazzo, cousin to studmuffin Giovanni Milazzo, was seen taking a dip in Miami Beach. From what we hear he was completely alone and just relaxing.

If only those trunks would go lower!

Christian Percy and Nathan Percy... more than friends?

Somebody up there must LOVE us! Move over Lucille, looks like you have some competition for Christian's heart (and peen)!

Rumors have been flying off the wall since February. They say that Lord Christian Percy, the uptight snob (AND STRAIGHT) young noble has a very close (and sexual) relationship with known BI-SEXUAL Nathaniel Percy.

They've been photographed together countless times. They spend every minute of almost every day together. They tweet to each other like there is no tomorrow. They write blog entries about how close they are and how much they LOVE each other. What makes it even more surreal is that our source confirms that they have been looking at properties so they move in together!

What Chris? The castle ain't big enough for you two? We think that Christian is on his way to destroy his reputation or at least get an entirely new one! Polyamorous!

See our Twitter proof! These were taken directly from their twitter accounts.



The question that begs to be answered the following: WHO IS TOP AND WHO IS BOTTOM?

Veronique Reinard and Nathaniel Percy PAArty in Miami!

While his best friend practically brother kissed a skank and liked it, Mr. Nathaniel Percy was seen partying up a storm with his ORP (Open Relationship Partner or whatever the fuck... we normal people call it fuck buddies) Veronique Reinard and frenemy Brigitte Larnault.

The source that sent this picture confirmed that they were pAArtying Friday night in Miami club B.E.D. until the wee hours of the morning. Veronique and Nathaniel were seen holding hands and talking into each other's ears all night long. Seems like Veronique's supposed alcohol problem is a group thing.

Yes, we also thought that Veronique was still with yummy manwhore Kyle Lexington but it seems it has gone to greener pastures. Either that or they are having a WONDERFULLY open relationship where they can fuck the world and still be a pretend couple.

We personally don't care!

Christian Percy and Lucille Delton Kiss!

Guess who we caught SMOOCHING up a storm in the new trendy Mint Bar in the UK?

Lord Christian 'TIGHT ASS' Percy aka one of our future husbands and Lucille 'SKANK' Delton! Witnesses confirm that the two were seen talking discreetly when they shared a rather intimate kiss in front of onlookers! And here we thought you were very careful with your reputation Chris!

Seems like he's well on his way to forget his no-longer-lesbian girlfriend Caterina Rizek and going straight for the sister of one of his rumored arch-nemesis!

Way to go Christian!

OH NOES

LE GASP!

Oh dears!

I have been one very bad gossip queen haven't I? All the rich, famous, gorgeous and desperate have been at peace for too long. After all, misbehaving without anyone to call them out on their shit makes life way too boring, don't you think?

Worry not dears, I am back with my fierce-o-meter reaching new heights!

Gossip Guy's back, bitches!