Eric Delton and Caterina Rizek in the Lot!

We think that Alphapuff is pretending to be straight in these pictures though we can't deny that they both look adorable together!





Caterina Rizek and Eric Delton were seen goofing around in the school's parking lot being fashionable and fierce. Weird enough, we think they actually look hot together! Sexual tension sizzling from every pore. Here's hoping they shared a steamy kiss that got rid of any bad impression our lackluster prince left on Cat!

Seems to us like he's also an equal opportunity lover as darling lez Maxine Suarez was in the shot. We still think that Puff Puff and Max are breaking the thermometers with that steamy look!

His Sweet Nines!

HOW DOES HE DO THIS?!

Because a threesome would've been too easy...?!

Yes, that's right. You are looking at the photographic evidence of a wacky sex-filled rendez-vous trip to a private island starring Mr. Sex-on-legs Lexington! All these beach beauties have been banged by Kyle Lexington! And what makes this Summer Olympics worthy is that he did them all in a two week PERIOD! Looks like he isn't willing to lose precious summer time... (unlike SOME people!)

By the time September rolls by, the women won't be able to fit in a single picture! Keep it up Kyle!

And yes... we are still GAWKING.

Guess Who?

What resident bad boy has been paying frequent visits to his frenemy, a very yummy heir, after hours and leaving bright in the morning before any STS can see him?

The bad boy and the heir have been seen everywhere together from McDonald's to the BV Mall parking lot and going into the privacy of the heir's dorm room. They have grown to be unexpectedly close.

No Shinning Armor In LezLand!

Has the little Kit Kat turned lez on us?!

Caterina Rizek is infamously known for the nurse routine she did for our prince charming, Giovanni Milazzo, back at the beginning of the month when he was still bed-ridden in his house. Surely you all thought that they would be hooking up by now. Well no peeps. Our prince is still nursing his broken heart and Kit Kat sent him straight to hell after all the waiting she did for him to come around so she's off to get hers in someone else! Another WOMAN to be more specific... fellow classmate Maxine Suarez!

We'll just say the picture speaks for itself!

That's a bit lackluster for our shiny prince. We can't help but be disappointed. Your ex left so move on with your life! We mean, why sleep with KK if you won't get involved? -le sigh- I guess they can't all be perfect!

ASShley and Rink On The Rocks!

All is not well in Ashley Vasser's la la love land!

The would-be singer is so busy in her 'musical career' that she has neglected her relationship with the Laforest heir, Rink Reinard!

"All she does is spend time in the studio and hanging out a whole lot with [Draven] Pierson. She's hardly been with Rink all this time. I think she's lost interest in the relationship." A source close to Rink tells iGG exclusively.

Oh me, oh my! Is ASShley crazy?! We wouldn't leave that muffin out of our sight for a minute! Then again, Draven must be really happy. He's banging both ways!

Puppies Entangled!

The puppies are a-mating with each other!

A source close to them says "They've gotten real close. Most of the time they get together at night. First for some drinks then they disappear and aren't heard from until the next morning!"

Seems to us like Dr. Weiss is a bit busy with an extra needy puppy on his hands so Alphapuff and Draven Pierson have taken unto themselves to provide the needed comfort to each other. They've kept it real under wraps but this shirt is such an OBVIOUS shout out to his new butt boy, it was too good to pass up!

How much do you give it until either party starts to deny it? Though we have to say that they make a reeeally cute couple!

Separated At Birth

Left: M-O (Microbe Obliterator). Right: Rink Reinard.