Inside The Duke's Birthday Bash!

We have the exclusive inside scoop on Giovanni Milazzo's elegant birthday bash! And boy WAS it a bash!

When the glitterati arrived they were greeted by a gorgeous banquet hall.



It featured refined food...



And refined royals...



But then all sense of propriety went out the window when the Royal escorts came in...



Guided the royal men who thought it was appropriate to take off their ties in the process...



To the royal party...



With the royally awesome Cirque Du Soleil...



... and the royally delicious Dita Von Teese.



By now you would all think that was more than enough to create a memorable night. OH NO. IT IS NOT. Because things got even MORE interesting when this little lady showed up...



And led us here...



And we drank that, and then, shit like this started to happen and the celebrity sightings began unfolding like this one:



And this one...



And then this one...



Luckily for all of us, this beautiful lady made yet another appearance...



Bubbly and the green fairy were overflowing like it was running out of style that even one of His Excellency's favorite singers got drunk...



Some say they could only remember the food...



Others remember these girls...



Even self-proclaimed Goddess of the Universe ASShley Vasser couldn't deal with her surroundings...



Not to mention the Duchess-to-be, Elena Rizek, was too drunk (and fucking smokin') to care at around 3 am...



Some guy blew fire...



And some hot models thought it was ok to arrive then...



The party continued then it was time for some trashed celebs to go...



And finally His Excellency and his very own green fairy left when the sun was coming out...



The camera ran out of batteries just there.

Everyone that was anyone was there: Caroline Richardson, Caterina Rizek, Christian Percy, Nathaniel Percy, Anna Milazzo, Eric Delton (WHO KNEW!?), Katrina Milazzo, Vincenzo Milazzo, Julian Weiss, Rudyard Stocker, Leonardo Delton, Rink Reinard and many more.

Overall Party Score: FUCKING EPIC.

Can't wait for next year!

Happy Birthday to our Prince!

Today is the birthday of one of our favorite people, His Excellency Giovanni Milazzo! May you have a wonderful and scandalous life ahead of you filled with tons of lovers!

Oh wait... you already do!

We guess some people just get all their wishes.

~wink wink~

Spotted!

SPOTTED: The former wild child transformed into chic and sophisticated Rory Reinard at the Burberry Show on London Fashion Week.

Where have you been bb? You're looking FINE!

Kudos to your stylist.

We bet your sister is green with envy! Personally, we would kill ourselves if we had such a gorgeous sister. Well that and hide our boyfriends!

Juicy Rumor is Juicy!

There is something very juicy circulating in the rumor mill. About a certain socialite and a certain playboy hooking up AGAIN over the weekend. They had broken up in March and reconciled quietly.

That might be true and all. She IS known for recycling men.

However can you explain... if he has a girlfriend who is NON-BLONDE... who the hell is he cuddling it up with in this picture?!

Splitsville! ... Already?!

Oh man. That lasted less than a New York minute!

After four measly months of dating, Marie Bellay and Jason Weiss are calling it QUITS. Neither party would say why but we are guessing Marie didn't put out or Jason discovered his true calling: MEN.

Rumors have it that Jason just couldn't deal with Marie's pathetic undying love for number 1 playboy, Kyle Lexington.

Doll, that man is just not that into you so LET IT DIE!

We wonder who she'll latch unto next!

New Couple Alert!

Well smack our asses and call us Judy! Seems to us like these people are taking recycling to a whole other level! Or should we say... keeping it in the family?

Y'all remember, hunkalicious with sensitive on the side Nathaniel Percy right? Who dated Katrina Milazzo, slut galore? Well he's stepping away from the socialites and going into the intellectuals! Who would've thought? We think he is seriously interested in putting his peen in action!

After being single for almost a year, our favorite pot smoker extraordinaire is in cahoots with Eric Delton's ex fiancee, Anna Milazzo. Who just happens to be Katrina Milazzo's younger (AND HOTTER) sister.

They were seen talking up a storm in the streets of the city, with Nathan Satan asking her to go back to his apartment. She agreed!

We love happy endings... in bed!

Spotted!

SPOTTED: Rudyard Stocker Weiss looking rather faboosh with mint green pants on this fine Sunday morning with an unknown female companion. They were seen strolling around the city then went to have some brunch.

Christmas came early!