Baby On The Way!

Guess Captain Weiss' got a baby on the way!

Trying extra hard to hide her bump with frumpy clothes isn't helping the rumor mill as it swirls with the idea that our favorite party girl, Mrs. Veronique Reinard Weiss is expecting her first child with yummy hubby Jason Weiss!

Who knew?!

A source close to the couple revealed that they're expecting a baby in the coming months, but the couple has yet to reveal how far along Veronique is. Not only that but this little babe was completely UNPLANNED!

Whoooops!

We bet her breast milk will come out laced with brandy. That'll be one happy drunken baby!

Just kidding.

We have a feeling she'll make a fabulous momma!

Congrats!

Crazy and Aussie = BORING PREDICTABLE LOVE!

Lucille Delton, our former favorite slore (she's turned boring!) and current crazy ass bitch, is screwing Australian adventurer Ethan Stokes.

They seem to be perfect for each other, they're already living together... blah, blah, blah.

YAWN. Could they be more boring?

We liked it when you were with Christian, Lucy. You did crazier shit then! Though we'll give you this, he's H-O-T!

Gossip Guy approves!

Spotted!

Our favorite in-house psychiatrist and supreme gay lover to the viking lord aka Julian Weiss, Rudyard Stocker, was spotted walking around sunny Los Angeles after having lunch with his children at Madeo.

Witnesses say he got into a black SUV where the viking lord was waiting for him.

Awww!

Now... everyone else is wondering where the hell is Alpha Puff hiding?

Happy Birthday Lady Godiva!

Happy Birthday to Madeline St. Martin!

Our favorite chocolate lady is getting older and letting go of all her crazy hairstyles which may explain why she's latching on to Lord Vincenzo Milazzo and trying to keep it in the family. She was after H.E. Giovanni Milazzo before her best friend, our favorite mistress Elena Rizek latched unto him.

Guess it doesn't even help that Miz Cupcakes has also set her eyes on him!

OH WELL.

Have a great one Crazy Maddie!

Good Girl wants Bad Boy!

You know what they say, where there is smoke...

We personally think that if you're meeting up with an ex, it's because you obviously want to re-hook up. If that isn't enough, the pelvic thrusting is also a tell-tale!

For example, take ameri-russki Natasha Beichler, currently involved with up and coming actor Preston Campbell. Yet that's not who she's clamping unto is she?

Nathaniel Percy and Natasha were involved in the days of yore when Nathaniel was well known as Nathan Satan and destroying everything he laid his hands on. According to a source close to Mr. Percy, she is single-handedly responsible for helping him clean up his act. They were really, really close BUT our favorite recently married SLORE, Veronique Reinard stole him from underneath Saint Natasha's nose!

Poor Tash!

The relationship didn't work out but they both hold each other to the highest esteems... and from her body language, we can tell that she still does! According to Nathaniel's tumblr... so does he!

Could it be that Tash wants Na-nay back? Is Na-nay going to take her back? What about Preston? What about Miss Banana?!

Gay Face Stays at Home While ASS comes out to PARTAY!

Look who decided to leave the smile at home along with the gay-face boyfriend!

ASShley Vasser was seen at the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show and at the fabulous after party.

For such a fun loving event ASShley Vasser’s navy strapless dress feels a bit too conservative. However we can't say she doesn't look good!

Good going ASS!

WEDDING CONFIRMATION!

It's true! Our favorite Briton Veronique Reinard McVegas Reinard Weiss and Jason Weiss have tied the knot in Vegas!

After only ONE MONTH of dating, does that seem reasonable? WE THINK NOT.

Place your bets! We give it until February!

Yeah well what can we say... we're romantics!

We wonder what does Marie NO MANS Bellay think about this?

BREAKING NEWS! Wedding on the way!

Who knew they were even dating (seriously) in the first place?!

After a practically non-existent secret engagement, it was only fitting that they'd keep their wedding under wraps.

The rumor mill is going crazy saying that socialite Veronique Reinard, 21, and business tycoon Jason Weiss, 29, are going to tie the knot in a hush hush wedding in Sin City tonight!

While neither of their reps returned our calls to confirm the wedding, an unidentified source tells Gossip Guy exclusively that the rumors are true.

"He's been planning this wedding since they met. He even went to Harry Winston and commissioned a 5-carat Asscher-cut diamond ring with their initials engraved on them," the source said.

We wonder if Veronique will make this 3rd marriage last? Good luck taming that tsunami Captain Weiss!

The Duke and His Duchess-To-Be!

There is a GOD!

The always classy, very much together, and very much engaged Giovanni Milazzo and Elena Rizek were seen bringing sexy back in an event Monday night. Elena was seen dressed in a fierce red dress with her traditional bitchface put on hold as she tried to smile. His Excellency looked like his usual smoking self in a suit.

It's good to know that they had great make up sex and decided to give their love another try. Hooray!

Mommy Reinard Pictures Leak!

Oh my COUGAR!

Looks like our favorite mommy dearest is out on the prowl and wants the world to know it.

We had heard in the grapevine that Mrs. Giselle Reinard, mother to Rory, Rink and Veronique Reinard, was missing the days of yore when she was the IT girl plastered all over magazine covers. It took some arm twisting but she is to be featured in one of the spreads in the magazine her daughter is the Editor of!

We sure love the smell of NEPOTISM.

Oh Right, You Exist

Happy Birthday to self-proclaimed Queen of the world, ASShley Vasser.

May your birthday be a good one in Chuck E. Cheeses! And please, don't procreate.

Happy Birthday Lord of Vikings!

Happy Birthday to Dr. McYum, Julian Weiss! We are sure he'll have a great birthday. After all, his boyfriend is gorgeous!

We've heard there is going to be an epic costume party at your place tonight. Let's hope security's not tight and some of our insiders can sneak a peek or two!

We'll be waiting!

Spotted!

Spotted: Nathaniel Percy drinking bourbon at a local London pub. Did he suddenly join AA? Say it isn't so Nathan!

Seems to us that he is missing a certain someone and is trying to drown his pain in one of her favorite drinks.

AW! How sweet... we think?

Here we thought you wanted recently graduated Anna Milazzo. Guess we're wrong?

Come over and we'll comfort you!

Inside The Duke's Birthday Bash!

We have the exclusive inside scoop on Giovanni Milazzo's elegant birthday bash! And boy WAS it a bash!

When the glitterati arrived they were greeted by a gorgeous banquet hall.



It featured refined food...



And refined royals...



But then all sense of propriety went out the window when the Royal escorts came in...



Guided the royal men who thought it was appropriate to take off their ties in the process...



To the royal party...



With the royally awesome Cirque Du Soleil...



... and the royally delicious Dita Von Teese.



By now you would all think that was more than enough to create a memorable night. OH NO. IT IS NOT. Because things got even MORE interesting when this little lady showed up...



And led us here...



And we drank that, and then, shit like this started to happen and the celebrity sightings began unfolding like this one:



And this one...



And then this one...



Luckily for all of us, this beautiful lady made yet another appearance...



Bubbly and the green fairy were overflowing like it was running out of style that even one of His Excellency's favorite singers got drunk...



Some say they could only remember the food...



Others remember these girls...



Even self-proclaimed Goddess of the Universe ASShley Vasser couldn't deal with her surroundings...



Not to mention the Duchess-to-be, Elena Rizek, was too drunk (and fucking smokin') to care at around 3 am...



Some guy blew fire...



And some hot models thought it was ok to arrive then...



The party continued then it was time for some trashed celebs to go...



And finally His Excellency and his very own green fairy left when the sun was coming out...



The camera ran out of batteries just there.

Everyone that was anyone was there: Caroline Richardson, Caterina Rizek, Christian Percy, Nathaniel Percy, Anna Milazzo, Eric Delton (WHO KNEW!?), Katrina Milazzo, Vincenzo Milazzo, Julian Weiss, Rudyard Stocker, Leonardo Delton, Rink Reinard and many more.

Overall Party Score: FUCKING EPIC.

Can't wait for next year!

Happy Birthday to our Prince!

Today is the birthday of one of our favorite people, His Excellency Giovanni Milazzo! May you have a wonderful and scandalous life ahead of you filled with tons of lovers!

Oh wait... you already do!

We guess some people just get all their wishes.

~wink wink~

Spotted!

SPOTTED: The former wild child transformed into chic and sophisticated Rory Reinard at the Burberry Show on London Fashion Week.

Where have you been bb? You're looking FINE!

Kudos to your stylist.

We bet your sister is green with envy! Personally, we would kill ourselves if we had such a gorgeous sister. Well that and hide our boyfriends!

Juicy Rumor is Juicy!

There is something very juicy circulating in the rumor mill. About a certain socialite and a certain playboy hooking up AGAIN over the weekend. They had broken up in March and reconciled quietly.

That might be true and all. She IS known for recycling men.

However can you explain... if he has a girlfriend who is NON-BLONDE... who the hell is he cuddling it up with in this picture?!

Splitsville! ... Already?!

Oh man. That lasted less than a New York minute!

After four measly months of dating, Marie Bellay and Jason Weiss are calling it QUITS. Neither party would say why but we are guessing Marie didn't put out or Jason discovered his true calling: MEN.

Rumors have it that Jason just couldn't deal with Marie's pathetic undying love for number 1 playboy, Kyle Lexington.

Doll, that man is just not that into you so LET IT DIE!

We wonder who she'll latch unto next!

New Couple Alert!

Well smack our asses and call us Judy! Seems to us like these people are taking recycling to a whole other level! Or should we say... keeping it in the family?

Y'all remember, hunkalicious with sensitive on the side Nathaniel Percy right? Who dated Katrina Milazzo, slut galore? Well he's stepping away from the socialites and going into the intellectuals! Who would've thought? We think he is seriously interested in putting his peen in action!

After being single for almost a year, our favorite pot smoker extraordinaire is in cahoots with Eric Delton's ex fiancee, Anna Milazzo. Who just happens to be Katrina Milazzo's younger (AND HOTTER) sister.

They were seen talking up a storm in the streets of the city, with Nathan Satan asking her to go back to his apartment. She agreed!

We love happy endings... in bed!

Spotted!

SPOTTED: Rudyard Stocker Weiss looking rather faboosh with mint green pants on this fine Sunday morning with an unknown female companion. They were seen strolling around the city then went to have some brunch.

Christmas came early!

Ashley and Draven = CAHOOTS?

That's no blue eyed beauty in her arms!

ASShley Vasser has put french delight Rink Reinard in a shelf and took out her favorite old and used up purse out for a night on the town. Yes, we're talking about Draven USE-ME-AS-YOU-PLEASE Pierson.

Touring and performing on nearly empty venues must have made them grow closer.

We might have said this before but it's time Rink looks for a new pussy girlfriend!

Spotted!

Spotted: Veronique Reinard, post-Kyle breakup, looking very sober (~GASP~) this morning as she arrived at Gold's Gym for her daily workout.

No substitute man has been spotted so far. PLACE YOUR BETS! ... or watch your boyfriends!

Lucy No More?

Who effing fuck is this? Why... it's Lucille SKANKLICIOUS Delton! Or is it Piucelli...? We don't know anymore.

She did a major overhaul to her looks, chopping her locks and changing it to a dark color... which we gotta say doesn't look half bad. We're actually kinda digging it.

What we're not digging is the reasons for the change. Apparently, Lucy had some sort of breakdown a few weeks ago that landed her in a HOSPITAL! The Delton clan wanted to keep it on the qt, saying she had 'pneumonia'. That's usually code for 'drugs' but... our Skanky doesn't seem the type to get high. We tried to get to the bottom of this but so far the papers are marked confidential.

Do you really think a PNEUMONIA should be classified as confidential? Just putting that out there.

So after the hospital stint, she disappears for a little while and resurfaces in Milan under a new name: Lucia Piucelli. Supposedly she's still working as a designer and she wanted to get away from all the 'stress' of her rich and fabulous life. Would you look at that.

Oh well LUCIA, you'll always be our Skanky! <3 And we hope you're getting better.

Cupcake Love!

While some are ending, other relationships are beginning. We wonder how Kyle Lexington feels about this. We're LOVING IT.

His rumored ex-girlfriend, Marie Bellay, is now dating business tycoon and yummilicious Jason Weiss. The little sneaks have been hush hush about their relationship since meeting up in Tibet, China back in JANUARY. We know... the lengths she'd go for peen is admirable!

Thank goodness Miz Cupcake! Good to see our favorite social climber is back. We don't know what you were thinking shacking it up with family disgrace LeoNERDo Delton but good to see you're upping your game!

McOver!

We personally thought it would happen sooner, considering the quickie wedding (and subsequent divorce).

Veronique Reinard and Kyle Lexington have called it quits after just nine months of dating. Veronique confirmed it via her blog.

Sources say the couple called it quits over a phone call on Sunday afternoon after spending the Saturday night at an undisclosed location.

A few of their closed friends are a little surprised at the sudden break up.

"They had a really good thing going on. Kyle said he felt relaxed for the first time in a relationship. Veronique was taking cooking lessons just for him. There were even marriage talks." The snitch revealed exclusively to Gossip Guy.

However another source says the break up happened because Veronique just can't keep away from her ex-boyfriend, Nathaniel Percy! We reported that at the beginning of the month she was seen boozing it up with Nathan at Miami. Maybe that was the last straw for Kyle! Either that or karma for all his cheating.

We're gotta admit we're a little sad. They were one of our favorites!

Long Live Italy!

So apparently everyone that is anyone is in Miami for spring break! Right now we are just thankful that Italy has such a good uterus to give us a such a yummy example of a man.

Vincenzo Milazzo, cousin to studmuffin Giovanni Milazzo, was seen taking a dip in Miami Beach. From what we hear he was completely alone and just relaxing.

If only those trunks would go lower!

Christian Percy and Nathan Percy... more than friends?

Somebody up there must LOVE us! Move over Lucille, looks like you have some competition for Christian's heart (and peen)!

Rumors have been flying off the wall since February. They say that Lord Christian Percy, the uptight snob (AND STRAIGHT) young noble has a very close (and sexual) relationship with known BI-SEXUAL Nathaniel Percy.

They've been photographed together countless times. They spend every minute of almost every day together. They tweet to each other like there is no tomorrow. They write blog entries about how close they are and how much they LOVE each other. What makes it even more surreal is that our source confirms that they have been looking at properties so they move in together!

What Chris? The castle ain't big enough for you two? We think that Christian is on his way to destroy his reputation or at least get an entirely new one! Polyamorous!

See our Twitter proof! These were taken directly from their twitter accounts.



The question that begs to be answered the following: WHO IS TOP AND WHO IS BOTTOM?