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Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Mind BLOWing Job!


Like our teacher always said, life is all about doing a great job. Both at the office and orally speaking!

After quitting her job at Euphoria because her dreamy ex-boyfriend is the owner of the club, the sultry siren has decided to not lose her time looking through craiglist and jump into the wealthy arms of Dr. Stocker as his new SEXcretary! Reports confirmed that he has in fact hired her this very afternoon. Sure as hell doesn't waste anytime now does he? Slow down doc!

Though it makes us wonder, is Elena even over Giovanni? It seems to us a little too forced. (The breaking up, the quitting the job). Not to mention she was seen visiting him at the hospital. Various reports say that they had a bit of a heated debate and she left in a huff. Oh prince what did you say??

Nonetheless...

Congratulations to Elena! We wish you loads of money and plenty of sex on the new copy machine. Don't forget to video tape it and send it our way!

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