Eric Delton and Caterina Rizek in the Lot!

We think that Alphapuff is pretending to be straight in these pictures though we can't deny that they both look adorable together!





Caterina Rizek and Eric Delton were seen goofing around in the school's parking lot being fashionable and fierce. Weird enough, we think they actually look hot together! Sexual tension sizzling from every pore. Here's hoping they shared a steamy kiss that got rid of any bad impression our lackluster prince left on Cat!

Seems to us like he's also an equal opportunity lover as darling lez Maxine Suarez was in the shot. We still think that Puff Puff and Max are breaking the thermometers with that steamy look!

His Sweet Nines!

HOW DOES HE DO THIS?!

Because a threesome would've been too easy...?!

Yes, that's right. You are looking at the photographic evidence of a wacky sex-filled rendez-vous trip to a private island starring Mr. Sex-on-legs Lexington! All these beach beauties have been banged by Kyle Lexington! And what makes this Summer Olympics worthy is that he did them all in a two week PERIOD! Looks like he isn't willing to lose precious summer time... (unlike SOME people!)

By the time September rolls by, the women won't be able to fit in a single picture! Keep it up Kyle!

And yes... we are still GAWKING.

Guess Who?

What resident bad boy has been paying frequent visits to his frenemy, a very yummy heir, after hours and leaving bright in the morning before any STS can see him?

The bad boy and the heir have been seen everywhere together from McDonald's to the BV Mall parking lot and going into the privacy of the heir's dorm room. They have grown to be unexpectedly close.

No Shinning Armor In LezLand!

Has the little Kit Kat turned lez on us?!

Caterina Rizek is infamously known for the nurse routine she did for our prince charming, Giovanni Milazzo, back at the beginning of the month when he was still bed-ridden in his house. Surely you all thought that they would be hooking up by now. Well no peeps. Our prince is still nursing his broken heart and Kit Kat sent him straight to hell after all the waiting she did for him to come around so she's off to get hers in someone else! Another WOMAN to be more specific... fellow classmate Maxine Suarez!

We'll just say the picture speaks for itself!

That's a bit lackluster for our shiny prince. We can't help but be disappointed. Your ex left so move on with your life! We mean, why sleep with KK if you won't get involved? -le sigh- I guess they can't all be perfect!

ASShley and Rink On The Rocks!

All is not well in Ashley Vasser's la la love land!

The would-be singer is so busy in her 'musical career' that she has neglected her relationship with the Laforest heir, Rink Reinard!

"All she does is spend time in the studio and hanging out a whole lot with [Draven] Pierson. She's hardly been with Rink all this time. I think she's lost interest in the relationship." A source close to Rink tells iGG exclusively.

Oh me, oh my! Is ASShley crazy?! We wouldn't leave that muffin out of our sight for a minute! Then again, Draven must be really happy. He's banging both ways!

Puppies Entangled!

The puppies are a-mating with each other!

A source close to them says "They've gotten real close. Most of the time they get together at night. First for some drinks then they disappear and aren't heard from until the next morning!"

Seems to us like Dr. Weiss is a bit busy with an extra needy puppy on his hands so Alphapuff and Draven Pierson have taken unto themselves to provide the needed comfort to each other. They've kept it real under wraps but this shirt is such an OBVIOUS shout out to his new butt boy, it was too good to pass up!

How much do you give it until either party starts to deny it? Though we have to say that they make a reeeally cute couple!

Separated At Birth

Left: M-O (Microbe Obliterator). Right: Rink Reinard.

Nerd Cheating Alert!

Dating nobodies apparently goes WAY back for this crazy lady! Or is this a trend she's trying to set?

Apparently LeoNERDo Delton and Caroline Richardson go way back! Sources say that after some 'incident' in the pool (were they playing hide the salami the water version?!), they went around to confess that after all this time they still have feelings for each other.

...WTF? Is this for REAL?! We didn't know there were feelings to begin with!

So now we all know that Caroline has a thing for outcasts. First LeoNERDo and now Nathan Percy (who went BYE BYE BIRDIE). Seems to us like she was just dating Mr. McVegas to make sure she wouldn't loose her pseudo-Queen status.

We are guessing Miz Cupcake won't be too happy about this one! Cat fight we say!

Spotted!

Spotted: Michael "Bad Boy" Stocker leaving Starbucks with two drinks in hand this morning.

And thanks to an indiscreet barista, we know he got a caramel frappuccino with whipped cream AND a cold tall non fat latte with sugar free vanilla syrup and 3 splenda. The barista also overheard him talking on the phone in FRENCH. HMM, we wonder with WHO?!

It's so nice that he's taking some coffee to his closeted sweetie, Rink Reinard! We've never seen ASShley do the same!

MILF Prowl!

Mommy Reinard is on the prowl once again!

We knew it was a matter of time before the infamous MILF Giselle Reinard would set her sights on her daughter's newest boytoy Kyle Lexington! And we also knew Veronique was doing everything in her power to keep them away from each other because let's face it, her mom's fucking HOT! And she knows it and she preys on popular boys who already got into her daughter's pants. Knowing her she has probably BLOWn his mind... SEVERAL TIMES.

They seem to have met over the weekend and it's already on McMuffin's blog! Talk about the mom from HELL! We'd normally brand this as SICK and INCESTOUS but it's just too scandalous to let it pass.

OH and he is also looking for a summer fling. We'd take a number cause we know that are plenty of overly happy vaginas and dicks trying to find their way towards our stud!

Hide under a rock V or go screw Mr. Lex Senior!

PAArty Hardy!

We got a tip from the hostess herself on this one!

Seems like Miz Caroline Richardson is bored out of her mind waiting for cutie Nathan Percy to make an appearance (who's been too busy studying the tv show "Weeds" and practicing) and has decided to throw a major party, filled with decadent sex and kinky party favors!

In her own words: "I'm making the biggest party EVER. And not only is it going to be BIG, it's going to be NAUGHTY and VERY H-O-T! We're to have THE most awesome DJs, most exciting and ELITE people and not to mention champagne ALL night darling. Best of the best; we'll not miss a detail. Oh! And not to mention only VIPs get invited, that's why I'll be sending "agents" to give the invitations personally. And the invitations? Bracelets from designer Lous Vuitton, of course, with a special code bar to access the party!! It's so hot, I'm getting calls, and the invitations aren't even out yet...! We'll have a royal guest too joining us..."

There you have it!

Seems like this Queen is set on keeping her throne! Will Veronique Reinard be invited?!

Feuding Queens!

We hear a coup might be in the works, though the question is WHO is the queen that'll be overthrown? Seems like our skanky highschool has been the battleground for between these light weights and nobody knew! Or they're ignoring ir.

The princesses wanting to be queens in question are Caroline Richardson and Veronique Reinard. Sources say that while Caroline calls herself the 'queen', Veronique is the one that acts like it. First by snagging Caroline's on and off former bf, Kyle Lexington. While our prince remains in heart recovery the makeshift King is Kyle so it would make sense that whoever has the King is by default QUEEN.

While Caroline holds the biggest and baddest parties, Veronique is the one that frequently crashes them and makes sure she is the life of it. While Caroline wants true love and wet puppy kisses, Veronique is a complete trainwreck that gets married (and divorced) in the same week. Caroline has big boobies and Veronique has ... heh. Both are very stylish.

Caroline might be more of an example but Veronique is way more fun to see!

Who do YOU think is the real Queen? We personally think Elena Rizek should run for this!

Julian's List

If you checked this entry, this entry AND this entry, you'd know that these entries speak for themselves. Loud and clear.

Either someone is building up some kind of orgy party with an essay as a prerequisite or they all practicing for when they go into Dr. Julian Weiss' new hospital for the sexually deviant!

From this we all learn that:

A. ASShley Vasser wants to be a pornstar and that we can soon expect a sex tape that will boost her career to new places (i.e. PLAYBOY).

B. Caroline Richardson has a deep sense of revenge against Julian Weiss and wants to take all out on his perfectly shaped 'bum'. That or murder him.

C. Alphapuff wants to do both his master and his first puppy AND of course add a little pepper (Elena Rizek) to it all.

D. They lost a bet of some kind that they even deigned make this public and give us a happy boost all the livelong day!

Back!

We know, we KNOW! Things have been rather quiet on our front but that was because we were vacationing and having the time of our lives :) And now of course we are back to our juicy segments!


We want a moment of silence for Cha Cha, Marie Bellay's yorkie who passed away this weekend. Our thoughts are with Marie and we're really sorry for your loss.

Where Has All The Rum Gone?!

The weekend pAArty seems to have taken a toll on Ms. Veronique Lexington Reinard. Though that didn't stop her from getting to her lawyer's office bright and early.

Our favorite party girl was doing what she does best, getting wasted out of her mind! Seems to us like she was celebrating that her annulment is finalized today! Or you know, just a regular weekend. A rather indiscreet source goes on to say "Veronique made sure the Laforest pink champagne was overflowing. Her ex-hubby was always there, though they made it a point to hit on everything on two legs. At one point Caterina Rizek joined in and Veronique was so hammered she made the DJ put Katy Perry's "I Kissed a Girl" and proceeded to dance provocatively with Caterina until they shared a sweet kiss at the end of the song. The guys went wild."

AHA! We knew V. was a little kinky princess deep down inside. You're definitely worth admiring V! We've be on the floor dead after such a massive hang-over.

Bonding!

Now this is our kind of bromance!

Since ASShley is so busy with her "career", she's left poor Rink Reinard all bored and without any healthy means to release himself. So what does he do? Go play tennis with yummy Michael Stocker!

Onlookers say they had quite a heated game though in the end Rink held the victory. Michael owes him a good fu--dinner. The name Sophia's was thrown around.

Rink, follow your sister's footsteps! Get drunk and sexed up!

Tour No Go?

Seems that Ashley Vasser has completely lost her mind at the moment.

We really don't know how (or to be more specific, how much of her trust fund was used in this endeavor) but Overdose's single "Vanity Fair" is currently in the Billboard Chart. SHOCKING we know.

But what seems to be stranger than a rising rock star funding her own career (she DOES have the money for it), is the would-be singer's apparent resistance to go on a tour to promote her album. WTF? Then again, she doesn't really need to do anything. She probably has lackeys all around waiting on her every whim.

We think it's mostly based on her pretty-pretty boyfriend, Rink Reinard, and her need to not leave him out of her sight. Even if Rink has been on his best behavior, his sweetums wants to be around to make sure he doesn't steer away from their monogamous relationship.

Oh well, you can't have it all ASShley!

P.S. And the name of your album is...?

McDivorce... made to order!

Though we predicted it would be done in 24hrs, they went ahead and did it in 72!

As you all know, Kyle Lexington & Veronique Reinard got hitched on Wednesday. Once the alcohol had left their system, both were in the lawyer's office to fix this horrible mistake. We're thinking their libido had a heart attack on the morning after.

“The two arranged an annulment Saturday afternoon in the presence of several people, including a Las Vegas lawyer," said a source close to Kyle Lexington who spoke on condition of anonymity. "The signed annulment will be official when the courts open Monday morning," the source said. [AP]

So there you have it! Mr. Lex is a finally free man! Though the fact that he's married until Monday surely doesn't stop this young man to go on a fuck-fest all weekend long.

Stay away from chapels Kyle!

Love in the Movies!

Guess who we saw at the movies today? Why if it isn't Eric Delton a.k.a Alphapuff, Elena Rizek & Mrs. Lexington at the movies watching Wall-E. (Which is the cutest movie ever and you should go see it!)

As fate would have it (because she's a sadistic bitch let's face it), Giovanni Milazzo leaving the theater with best bud Kyle Lexington after watching Wall-E.

Some sources say that our prince and the vixen went some place quiet to talk afterwards.

We think Giovanni and Elena are going to make Wall-E & Eve, the liveshow!

Happy 4th!

Happy 4th of July!

We are going to take a little vacation to celebrate this rather illustrious holiday. Not to mention give our favorite socialites a little more time to misbehave. We'll be back tomorrow, meaner and juicer than ever!

Kisses,

Gossip Guy

New Pup!

Congratulations to Draven Pierson, he has just upgraded himself from pathetic to puppy! We think you're moving up. Keep up the good 'job'!

On other puppy related news: Eric Delton was seen prancing around with his feet tied and his butt on display on an empty classroom while Rudyard Stocker was seen later on with his hands binded while Eric petted his head.

Yes, it's exactly as WEIRD as it sounds!

Spotted!

Spotted: Eric Delton leaving London, England in full ICAO (International Civil Aviation Organization) uniform after saying good-bye to his royal studmuffin friend, Richard Windsor!

Branching to higher places, huh Eric? Like we said to others before, give head to get ahead. From Doctor to Prince... very nice! We're green.

McMarried!!

We told you there would be a trip but not this!

Just when you thought you'd seen it all from Kyle "McVegas" Alexander, the playboy heir has gotten married in Sin City with none other than his week free sex pass, Veronique Reinard!

The wedding plan was apparently hatched Wednesday night while Kyle and Veronique were boozing it up (and we mean BOOZING IT UP) at Solaris, the hip club in the Lexington Hills Casino Hotel. The club's bouncers got word that Mr. Lex wanted a limo. One of the hotel's limos was provided, being driven by a hotel bellman (who reportedly walked Veronique down the isle), who shuttled the couple to the Little White Wedding Chapel, the famous quick-hitch place.

Wasn't anyone there to stop them?! Apparently not! And before you go apeshit on us we have the marriage license to prove it!



The honeymoon, such as it was, took place back at a luxury suite at the Lex-Hills immediately after the wedding. We're expecting an annulment ANY minute now!

Spotted!

Spotted: Giovanni Milazzo (with a head bandage) sharing ice cream at the mall with Elena Rizek.

Do we smell a reconciliation? YES/YES?

We wonder where Alphapup has been hiding all this time?

Speed found a new Trixie!

Wouldn't you want to be Rink Reinard right about now? If knockers is your thing of course.

After a rather illustrious career as an independent racer, multiple sources reveal exclusively to iGG that Veronique's older (and yummier) brother he has just landed smoldering Loraine Fox as his booking agent! Though we understand that Rink wasn't even looking for her.

In a statement released by her fame-whoring self:

"I am thrilled, simply euphoric to be working with such a talented and kind young man as Rink Reinard. It's like a dream come true. I've always admired him. I believe it takes a lot of discipline to be racer and Rink has this and more. I am hoping our professional relationship will be long and prosperous."

Hmmm... sounds to us like someone wants Rink the sack, and is not shy to say so! We're guessing Miz ASShley won't be happy about this one.

Spotted!

Spotted: A very angry looking Giovanni Milazzo going into Dr. Rudyard Stocker's office. He didn't have an appointment so what's the deal? We're guessing it has to do with a certain SEXcretary. If anyone is there keep us posted!

Cherry Panties!

What do you do with a pair of handcuffs, chocolate syrup, marshmallows and some feathers? Apparently fattie cutie Marie Bellay has some seriously kinky plans that no one is really aware of. Leonardo Delton is in for quite a night! ...or is he?

According to the Strip Factory store clerk that tipped us off (and avid GG reader herself), she bought a pair of cherry panties. EDIBLE cherry panties. When asked if it was for her, she merely giggled and shook her head.

Has Marie turned lezbo now?! Or bi at least? We LOVE!

Nuuuuurse!

Oh my GOD. We swear we can't make this up!

Caterina Rizek is dressed as a dirty nurse at Giovanni's house. RIGHT NOW. We can only IMAGINE what they might be doing. Take him easy! He just got out of the hospital!

She really took us seriously! That little tramp is more likely to give him a HARD ONE than a WET ONE like we asked! We thinks Katzereine won't be happy about this one! That is of course she can manage to tear herself away from the two hungry puppies that are chasing her around.

Around the World!

We are going to get a Elena Rizek overload! She's as unpredictable as our own lovers and as flighty as our make believe Chihuahua!

First she takes the job at Dr. Stocker's office, making us think she's giving head to get ahead and all of a sudden, our tip line goes beserk!

Reports saw Elena on board the airplane Celine along with Alphapup heading over to an undisclosed location. Further investigating (and bribing) granted us the information that they are heading over to Argentina!

Did Elena get a shopping spree attack and just HAD to buy leather? Because honey, motels are right around the corner. No need to go so far!

Guess Who?

Who is still desperately in love with his band mate and has his wall covered in pictures of her even if she already has a boyfriend and she's said no to him various times?

Yup. That's right. It's Draven the "Pathetic". Or Slaven Draven as we fondly call him. Sad sad sad.

Mind BLOWing Job!

Like our teacher always said, life is all about doing a great job. Both at the office and orally speaking!

After quitting her job at Euphoria because her dreamy ex-boyfriend is the owner of the club, the sultry siren has decided to not lose her time looking through craiglist and jump into the wealthy arms of Dr. Stocker as his new SEXcretary! Reports confirmed that he has in fact hired her this very afternoon. Sure as hell doesn't waste anytime now does he? Slow down doc!

Though it makes us wonder, is Elena even over Giovanni? It seems to us a little too forced. (The breaking up, the quitting the job). Not to mention she was seen visiting him at the hospital. Various reports say that they had a bit of a heated debate and she left in a huff. Oh prince what did you say??

Nonetheless...

Congratulations to Elena! We wish you loads of money and plenty of sex on the new copy machine. Don't forget to video tape it and send it our way!

Released!

Both Giovanni Milazzo and Rudyard Stocker have been released from the hospital! Rudyard was taken home by Dr. Weiss (AW!) who held his puppy by the waist at all times. Giovanni's injuries force him to slow down (which is good!) so he's currently at home if you want to drop by and give him a big wet one from us.

Get better soon!

Something Stocker This Way Comes

While his big brother recovers in the hospital, Michael Stocker just flew in to substitute him as the in-house Psychiatrist of the school. While he hasn't completed his education, he hopes to continue studying here. There are even rumors about him staying the whole school year. Yes, it IS too yummy to be true!

Love Demonstration

We personally are partial to sickening demonstrations of love but this is just too much!

Caroline Richardson sported this ensemble while leaving school after a meeting. Although we all know that Nathaniel Percy is in fact a weed whacker, we feel that this is quite an appropriate shout out to him and all men with similar aspirations.

Worry not my friends, it could be YOU on that rack! Or sucking it.

Sex Therapy

We love people like Kyle, they are just not afraid of anything. Not even a scandal by yours truly!

After the dreadful accident nothing can ease the pain like a good morning (and good night!) fuck. And that's exactly what mademoiselle Veronique Reinard and sex-on-legs Kyle Lexington did the entire day today while checking in and out of the Lexington Hills Hotel in the Malecon. It was probably really delicious, decadent and painful, just like Kinky Vero likes it! Neither party has given comment about their new torrid affair because it's just that, an affair.

We know that Kyle dumps them like used condoms but we think they may last a whole week! Or at least a good 48hs.

More New About Giovanni and Rudyard

We just heard that thankfully both of them are recovering nicely!

The doctors say that Rudyard's injuries are limited to his right arm and he also has two broken ribs. Giovanni had also an emergency surgery due to his skull fracture and the doctors expect a full recovery. Thank goodness!

Please don't speed!

Giovanni Milazzo in Serious Car Accident!

We are still freaking out about this! Half of us can't even believe it!

Giovanni Milazzo, son of the deceased Marco Milazzo, was seriously injured in a car accident this morning with Rudyard Stocker.

Law enforcement tolds us the accident occurred around 1:31 AM ET. According to police, a Porsche 911, driven by Giovanni Milazzo, was traveling at a very high rate of speed when it was hit in the rear side and lost control. The car was flipped around and the back end hit a palm tree. The impact, we're told, "destroyed the entire car." The two male occupants were flown by Medivac helicopter from the accident scene to a hospital in Santo Domingo. We're told both men had "very very serious" injuries but are recovering in the ICU.

Have them in your prayers!

A Lesson for Eric

Caterina = Sister of Katzereine that you fucked and dumped.


Veronique = Secretary of the Student Council that you were banging on the side and also dumped.


Elena = Girl you are currently cruising and fucking on the side.

Thought you might need some help!

New Couple Alert!

Hell is officially freezing over!

The newest one to join the not-so-illustrious coupling list is the notoriously HIGH Nathaniel Percy and the preppy Carol Richardson. They were seen playing paintball during the weekend and then making out like they would eventually run out of oxygen. Did we miss something? Because we distinctively remember Mr. Percy saying that he doesn't go for preppy girls.

Riiiight.

Guess getting pussy changes anyone's morals!

Spotted!

Spotted: The ultra gorgeous Giovanni Milazzo with his FINE cousin, Vincenzo Milazzo, enjoying a drink after lunch in Caffe Milano. DAYUM. We're really glad they think family should stick together!

Laughing Matter

We really were trying to sleep but the tips were pouring in this morning that we had to roll out of bed to update. Yes, Gossip Guy rests on weekends. We'll admit we're still a bit hungover but nothing stops us!

Caterina Rizek and wanna-be singer, Ashley Vasser are laughing it up after an orgy. Woops, I mean after 'borrowing' Julian Weiss' car last night. Apparently they had nothing better to do than piss the doctor off. It's not surprising that Jules was NOT happy. Seems like lax morality runs in the family!

Lover's Getaway!

Holding hands in the Minitas beach like a vomit inducing lovey-dovey couple, Eric Delton and Elena Rizek are (extra)officially dating (or should we say fucking?). Seems like Puppy #2 is getting ahead of Puppy #1 in this race.

Looks to us like Elena is most definitely over and DONE with our prince charming, who contrary to his ex, is keeping a very low dating profile. But we like this new attitude of yours Vixen! Go on and get yours. One recommendation, wear sexy bathing suits. You have the body for it!

A very reliable source says that they have dinner reservations tonight at La Marina. Drop by and tell them we say hi! They'll love it.

McVegas Fun in the Sun

Don't you just love this guy? He looks like he's great in bed, please don't refrain from sending us e-mails about your experience with him. We are DYING TO KNOW even if you flood our inbox.

Here is McVegas being silly in the pool with wild child Bianca Ricci (our prince's cousin) at the Milazzo Family estate. We saw that he got a journal with the sole purpose of making Katzereine's life a living hell or at least recruit people to help him do it. Good to see he picked a side!

Little People Love

Not many of you might care but it just goes to show that we don't care exclusively of the wealthy and beautiful.

The black sheep of the Delton Clan, Leonardo and fattie cutie are officially couple! They made their first public outing yesterday at a sushi restaurant with a recently broken up Elena. As you may now, the three of them were roommates but the real estate world is abuzz because she's moving out. Apparently the little people are a little loud in bed.

Can't being around happy people Elena? Neither can we!

Where Art Thou?

Where is our favorite vegan & fabu style icon hiding? Veronique Reinard has been MIA for a while now and we miss her terribly. We think it's due to her last OVERLY EXPOSED breakup, she's been riding low. Shit happens when you date royalty. Ask Katzereine Cil if you don't believe us.

Some sources say that she has been hitting the sack with Alphapup (say it ain't so V!) and that there has been some not-so-innocent flirtation with none other than Kyle "McVegas" Lexington! A very reliable source says that there might be plans for a secret trip to Las Vegas (paid by V) so they can get to know each other.

Invite us! We're always up for a threesome.

Round 2?!

We have a newfound respect for Alphapup!

Apparently, he's not only involved in a suddenly blazing dispute for Katzereine Cil with Dr. Stocker... he's, unbeknownst to him, fighting for Dr. Julian Weiss' affection as well! The reports have been pouring in that Rudyard is not happy with Eric and Julian's relationship and wants it to end now! Of course, Eric isn't having it since he gets to perform good services and other kinky delights. After all, who wouldn't want a lifetime supply of a Dr. Weiss supplement?

Don't worry Rudy, you'll be our #1 homewrecker (and puppy) for always!

Place your bets!

Who will nab the desired (insert gagging sound here) blackbird first? It seems news travels really fast darlings. They hadn't been broken for 24 hours and already TWO men have publicly set forth their declaration of 'true love' for McSexy. Dr. Stocker and Alphapup are in it to win. Honestly it makes us want to puke a little (plus we're green with envy!). Between songs and house-calls, our prince's former leading lady seems to have the work cut out for her!

Though the panorama seems a bit grim for Giovanni. We don't know what's worse in this case: your shrink making the moves on your girl or the guy who is trying to be your friend AND stealing your best friend away hitting on her?!

Another question that is making us die from our curiosity is... on whose side will Mr. McVegas be in?! We smell a conflict of interest!

We don't know who to hate but one thing is for sure we're Team Giovanni on this one!

Guess Who?

Our favorite psychiatrist was seen leaving a certain lady's humble abode, at the wee hours of the morning no less. Want another guess? The certain lady is a none other than a recent ex from our favorite royal and a client. Or should we say... former client?

Who's up for a house call? I am!

Splitsville

SAY IT AIN'T SO!

Sad for them, yay for us! Our favorite would-be prince, Giovanni Milazzo and his sultry mistress, Elena Rizek have called it quits. Who needs more confirmation than a post in each of their blogs? People, people. Read up! Reports have been swirling around that his royal highness is down in the dumps while McSexy is out and about trying to mend her little broken heart.

A New Pup in Town

Hold unto your vaginas! (and penises a like) A new *puppy is in town. Yes, you heard it. Seems like Eric Delton aka Carrot Tot is taking out the big guns and wants to be the new alpha male. He's already made a move on sultry Elena Rizek, quirky Caterina Stocker and pitchy Veronique Reinard. AND he's already been guilty as charged of being in a not-so-innocent relationship with Dr. Julian Weiss. If we're not careful, he might bed us!

Riiiiight.

Well at least you poppets have 'something' to stare at.

Finally!

Weren't you growing tired of your boring little life? Luckily for you, I am here to stay. Or at least, until I find a juicier expose. I, Gossip Guy, swear I am up to no good. Be wary ladies and gents. I am watching you.

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