Our prayers have been answered! And in what way!
Princess Victoria of Wales is pregnant... and unmarried! We are to have a real royal baby conceived out of wedlock!
We are nearly dying of excitement.
The pregnancy has been kept hush-hush by both parties as both the princess and sperm donor Ian Weiss prepare to tie the knot in a lavish, shotgun ceremony to be celebrated Wednesday June 26th in an undisclosed location.
While the palace refuses to issue a statement, a source close to the couple revealed the wedding plans AND the bun in the oven!
We think Ian finally paid attention to his overly superstitious mum and followed her advice when it comes to weddings:
Monday for health, Tuesday for wealth, Wednesday best of all,
Thursday for losses, Friday for crosses, Saturday for no luck at all
Congratulations to you both!
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